Why Iran’s elevation of the Ayatollah’s son clears the path for Don Jr.’s ascension to become the U.S.’s next President.

So good.

Deadpan judge humor

Today is the 5th anniversary of the release of the infamous #Lawyercat video, which I posted roughly thirty minutes after the start of the second impeachment trial. Who would have thought it would have such a lasting impact on the world! Happy Lawyercat Day for all who celebrate!

During the last Tsar's reign a man was reported to have said: "Nikolay is a moron!" and was arrested by a policeman.
"No, sir, I meant not our respected Tsar, but another Nikolay!" – "Don't try to trick me: if you say 'moron', you are obviously referring to our Tsar!"

Michael Vaughan with Ernie the Urn

Fox Cricket break - “Wonderful to see so much history and heritage,” says Gilly, as Michael Vaughan poses with a man dressed as an anthropomorphic urn. #Ashes 🏏

That's the rumours yes

Sound on

We must make haste, the sky is beginning to bruise and we may be forced to camp

I’m retweeting this because I’m still crying after watching it.

Morning Lighting from the Tres Palos Lagoon, Guerrero, Mexico | Moises Levy

Butlin's Filey, Yorkshire, The Gaiety Bar, photo by David Noble, c.1970. Camp closed 1983. I went in 1960, aged five.

Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation

They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician

Don Jr: Did he ever look at you that way?

Eric: Nope. Never. You?

Don Jr: 😥😥😥😥

Sign at fast food drive-thru reads “Sorry for the inconvenience but right now we is out of are.”

existential crisis at the drive-thru

RIP satire

Totally believable.

BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.


MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.

What the spat between Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene tells us about the disarray in the Democratic Party.

When he kept gushing over the Big Beautiful Bill, I honestly thought it was about the budget.

Trump and Hegseth booed mercilessly for 2 minutes straight tonight by Washington Commanders fans.

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest

Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andr...

The Washington Post thinks the White House Ballroom is a splendid idea and anyone who thinks otherwise is a NIMBY. In other news Post owner Jeff Bezos is helping to pay for the Ballroom

Window cleaner comes to collect £5 every 2 weeks, usually on friday when I'm off work. Recently noticed the windows were filthy. Said I will complain to him. Wife said we don't have a window cleaner. Turns out I've been getting conned by a local addict known as Karl the crackhead.

The New York Times describes Trump demanding his own Justice Department pay him $230 million as a "potential" ethical conflict.

There’s an antiques emporium in Norwich of such unfathomable strangeness every visit produces fresh gasps of bewilderment and terror. Recent finds:

1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)

A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.