alan jackson was killed when a pyramid of cans collapsed on him. he was 69 years old lol

you guys know some real weirdos

i’m laughing but shaking my head so everyone knows i disagree with the ai

sps did those voices himself, no contest

oh. well i always smell terrific

so many of our finest posts boil down to “giant freak expounds at length on their theory of mind”

i knew ads were coming

right but i’m not gonna hug them. at least not before a few more glasses of wine

if i’m in europe? sure, when in rome, as it were. but here, oh buddy, you’re on my turf now

acab includes refs

it’s like watching fuckin, elayne boozler wind up her bit on men not putting the toilet seat down with “and that’s why they’re all child molesters”

that lady sounds like an absolute freak

lol

me and the homies floating along behind
on the wafting scent ~🤩🤩🤩

they think it means liberal. fox news has managed to make liberal and bias mean the same thing

me, upon espying you and ogling that baguette: oh that’s a nice loaf

the dead still vote republican, i saw it on the simpsons

c’est vrai

they do like saying lincoln was a republican…

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

bust this dust. like "bless this mess". bust this dust.

the messblesser

every single mom did in the 90s. it’s called clintonism

hey i’ve got a potion to sell you

i forgot that his name in starship troopers was “zander barcalow” somebody was cooking with that one

cenodebate club

we need the joe rogan of the left to have the donald trump of the left on his podcast

that’ll happen

broken legs?

they were good, and they are good children’s movies, just like all star wars