At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

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GIBBY HAYNES We used to go into the Banshees’ dressing room and take the Gouda off their deli tray so that we could say we stole Siouxsie and the band’s cheese. It’s a pun—the highest form of humor.

The Butthole Surfers are culture

Did you work on making these for STC back in the day? Know someone who did? Since 2016 I’ve been the STC repository and I’m looking for help on the Plessey MR9735 Teleview video generator.

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Samsung must be up to something legally questionable with the way they're playing streaming video to their TVs without it being specifically requested. Probably doing something odd with advertising metrics. I mean, they don't do it for any real streaming service other than their own. Just saying.

A computer industry pin, with the text "I'VE GOT A FOOT-FETISH" and underneath it "For the new Honeywell Mouse", and a drawing of a beige 1980s computer mouse

Good morning to everyone except the worst computer industry promotional pin.

NYT food writer tries to justify their disgusting food choice with an article.

Banned.

I think I've watched that accidentally at least a dozen times, but never by choice. Can't sleep? Turn on the TV, it's probably on.

And some people just make up shit and pass it off as truth because reality is uncomfortable.

Thanks to my retirement from the Center for Astrophysics, my old email address jcm@cfa.harvard.edu no longer works. I had that email address for 38 years!! Before that I was JBVAD::JCM, CAVAD::JCM, and (1978) UK.AC.CAM.PHX::JCM4. I don't recall what my id was on the ICL machine at RGO in 1977.

Do you cloud? Those look like $18.75/hr instances for big data machine learning AI mission critical enterprise workloads.

Casey Edwards ™M @ComposerCasey Follow ... NOTHING SPECIAL?! I think the phone call went more like "as you know Vergil is an extremely important and beloved character of this franchise. He needs a song to match." Me: **sweat nightmares and pulling my hair out for weeks** Kubilay @resonmon • May 29, 2021 @ComposerCasey Capcom: We need you to make another song for another character. It doesn't have to be anything special. Casey Edwards: Gotcha! Casey Edwards: Bury the Light

Every time I see those stupid “it’s just a silly game the song didn’t need to go that hard” memes I’m always reminded of Casey Edwards describing making Bury the Light for Devil May Cry 5

Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."

And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"

They offer donkey sauce trolley rides.

PUDDYSTICKS - American Cinematheque

L.A.: @amcinematheque.bsky.social screening of Megan Seely's brilliant PUDDYSTICKS, a comedy about navigating trauma and a movie I'm proud to be in: Wed March 18th, 9:30 pm, Los Feliz 3. Get in on this future cult classic on the ground floor!
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Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

It used to be harder to see the fnords

They used to make you work for it

SAMIT Youth Multi-Purpose Helmets Recalled Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Head Injury; Violates Mandatory Standard for Bicycle Helmets; Sold on Amazon by SAMIT Outdoor Consumers should immediately stop using the recalled helmets and contact Samit Outdoor for a full refund. Consumers should destroy the recalled helmet by cutting the straps off. Consumers can upload p...

Recall: SAMIT Youth Multi-Purpose Helmets; The recalled helmets violate the mandatory safety standard for bicycle helmets. Get refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...

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a garfield panel where jon is staring all depressed and garfield asks “need any help?” nermal is not present.

getting the newspaper has changed my relationship to art

It's completely stupid that someone will probably die today because the hospital forgot how to use paper.

Meanwhile, I'm thinking back to the late 90s when I worked at a grocery store and we had battery/solar powered calculators and price lookup sheets so that the store could still run if the power was out or the POS system was dead.

And people wonder why I say "don't computer".

And now that he's no longer wasting his time on having a fun social life, he can do what really matters to him.

Yeah, but you see, his genius is that the can also ask the AI to play the games for him as if he had the largest game night on the planet, but not just that, he can do it at scale many times over, and then read an efficient summary of what he would have enjoyed.

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Soviet-style planned and centralized economy. Why is Mississippi so anti-business?

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

Grainy photo of a roadside billboard featuring a man surrounded by roses and chocolate candies, with the caption of Tyrone Lewis Sheriff Happy Valentine's Day.

Never forget when the Hinds County sheriff wished us a happy Valentine's Day via a roadside billboard.

When you start looking at it, big tech is a weird mix of ad tech, marketing tech, and things that give abusive people a lot of power over their victims, but I repeat myself.