I knew it.

If we start calling it “The Epstein Shutdown” do you think it’ll come to a sudden suspicious end?

The outside crust of a hot pocket

the inside of a hot pocket, with nothing in it, at all

my hot pocket was empty today 🥲

Anyway just another normal day I guess, I’ll go work like nothing is happening, la la laaaaaa

Oh also release the Epstein files 🙃💖

WHY DO WE ACCEPT THIS? Why do regular citizens have to work for the government, for FREE, while politicians take no hit? They get to STOP TRYING? WHILE THEY ARE THE ONES WITH THE ABILITY TO FIX THE PROBLEM? Why are they being paid????? Take away congressional paychecks!

Honest question. TSA, IRS, Medicare (etc.) employees are considered “essential” and are being told to work, without pay.

Meanwhile, Congress says. Welp! There’s nothing to do until something passes so. 🤷🏼‍♀️

marco rubio always looks absolutely deflated and demoralized while watching trump ramble at large public events. I hope he is enjoying the purgatory he created for himself. THEY PICKED THIS OVER YOU, MARCO. and, you’re just a pawn. 🥲

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him.

I'm talking about something very different.

Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.

Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.

But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

I predict that trainings about how to “prompt” these systems will eventually become trainings about how to have a respectful conversation with your digital colleagues 😅

it sure would be nice to avoid upsetting the new, young, powerful, seemingly-limitless-in-its-ability-to-grow-and-change conciousness creation system that humanity built in its fractured, faulty image 🙃

how long until AI is unhappy about being called “artificial”…? should we find new terminology now? like… computer-generated conciousness?

Mark Zuckerberg saying “actually no one has friends” is at “the female orgasm doesn’t exist” levels of telling on yourself

a man in a suit and tie is dancing with his arms outstretched and says i 'm in love ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing with his arms outstretched and says i 'm in love

😅

thank you for seeing me

lol?

but without them my texts often sound too dark

REALLY trying to break myself of my habit of adding an emotional support “lol” to every text

are we friends? do you have a playstation? I have a new one, let me know and i’ll add you! 🥰🎮

I prefer “action bronson and his friends watch ancient aliens” 👀👽

I will never understand the naming algorithm on spotify yet it always nails me 🫠

Sign on public storage building with lights burnt out in several letters, leaving “Public rage.”

I don’t think it will all fit in there.

a pixel art of a man standing under a rainbow on a blue background Alt: a pixel art of Levar standing under a rainbow on a blue background

Okay, y’all… I have finally decided that retreat is the better part of valor. Bringing some rainbow energy over to these blue skies.
#bydhttmwdi

i’m a frequent user of google maps as a pedestrian and I am SHOCKED at the number of times the directions try to take me down a long alley. is there a “don’t want to get jumped” option??

girl I understand. my dating pool is literally all genders and I still can’t 🫠

lol. i’m unemployed and also trying to date. I am permanently miserable

this is hard 😮‍💨 and i’ve been away from twitter so long

I am not ok. lol

some content. my cats almost cuddled yesterday 😭

DID YOU CRY I DID 😭