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Posts by Miley Crisis. ✨

That's fair, some people do. I just never got the taste for it

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I wrote out a whole post about horny beetroot but I think it's best for everybody's sanity that I don't post it

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Nobody (as far as I'm aware) is asking you to fuck a beetroot Dan (unless you're into people asking you to fuck a beetroot)

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I dunno, you make sure it's not too drippy and it's just like tomato on there

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And what's wrong with perverts?

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What's wrong with a little beetroot on a burger?

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A pink person shaped blob that has "oh no" in a green speech bubble above its head. "Bo" has been edited in to say "oh bono"

A pink person shaped blob that has "oh no" in a green speech bubble above its head. "Bo" has been edited in to say "oh bono"

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Vegemite is horrible, I'm definitely a Vegemite hater. But it's also not as bad as anything in that thread looks lol

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I wanted to do this for Australian cuisine but I couldn't think of anything so I searched and "worst Australian foods" lists just have delicious foods on them. I think the problem here is that there's fewer distinctly Australian dishes than us being good cooks though

The answer is Vegemite

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Maybe I've actually just learned to break down my problems so they're easier to manage but more numerous

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I was going to go further with U²

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I went searching and I'm more confused now than when I started

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Yes but also I don't want to escalate U further, I don't think it can handle much more

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Very W

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Tomorrow a very hot girl will give me kisses and cuddles and put her hands on my body and 🫠

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No shopkeeper will enforce this and once this group looks clearly over 18 nobody will bother carding them

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Honestly expected it to be Arin

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Yeee congrats ✨

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Sending lesbiempathy ✨

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Oh wow, I didn't know Marty was a piece of shit

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At the time of the song 99 problems was definitely too many but it's definitely a more reasonable amount of problems to have today

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Did it slide between the couch cushions?

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Which one's the sex pest? It's who I think it is right?

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Noooooooo Fry's music is beautiful!

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I copied and pasted an article from Encyclopedia Britannica 1996 and submitted it as a project in grade 5. I don't know how my teacher passed me

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I still have many of those numbers from the 90s remembered they just don't do anything for me now though

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Heck yeah! Well done! 🙌🙌

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That helps (:

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Eeee! I'm so happy for you both! I do love it when something makes you feel so young again!

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Adorable kitty cat is 1000% on topic! Hellooo cutie!

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