"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.

Man, fuck that dude, he deserved it. Just because you're in public doesn't suddenly mean you can shove your phone in someone's face and record them without repercussions.

Also fuck TKO/WWE for not having security for their talent. Cheap bastards. 🤼‍♂️

I am once again saying that letting fascists back into society when they pretend to be repentant like this will lead to the rise of fascism again. They are upset because Trump has made them look like the fascists they are. This does not mean they are on the side of morality and human rights suddenly

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

come on man.

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

Picture of Venusaur "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!" (I still don't get it)

"I don't want to be a Shenmue sicko. I'm not like you! I'm hot!"

@sarahpodz.bsky.social comes to terms with her new identity on the latest episode of The MinnMax Show. youtube.com/live/BsCyu-f...

S*********s' Anal Illustrated Guide: Please, let's show each other our buttholes!

In Super Mario Galaxy, waking Mario up from a short nap and not moving will make him look sleepy. Waking up from a long nap will make him look even sleepier. Remarkably, this appears to be entirely unintentional and merely an extremely appropriate bug in the blinking engine.

I vaguely remember at the time seeing that he was a former baseball player. As to how he fit in with Swerve and Parker, no clue

I don't know, and I don't think I wanna know the answers to those questions lol. It keeps the weird mystique my brain has for him

Y'all remember that "men are low-key constantly thinking about the Roman empire" thing from a couple years ago? Trench is my Roman empire.

THE REAL MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

WWE ruins everything it touches. In other news, the sky is blue 🤼‍♂️

night 1 / night 2

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also on Game Pass Premium/PS+ Extra

Exactly one year ago today:

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"WWE is not a wrestling company. We make movies."

ok well then "the movies" suck instead of "the wrestling shows." is that better? and they're worse movies than they are wrestling shows, by a lot.

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

I feel like I'm one of the few people that liked that main event lol. Reminded me of Goldberg/Lesnar from 2016 and Mox/Punk from a few years back. Especially when you know the rematch is gonna be good as hell like with those 2 matches.
#AEWDynamite

And I was just about to say what if this match was like that Mox/Punk Dynamite match lmaooo
#AEWDynamite

IT'S STIIIIIIIIIIING

Shida, I think you got your layers mixed up
#AEWDynamite

RING OF GLORY: The only promotion booked by God!*

*and Vince Russo a little bit 🙏

There should be something where you get money just for being alive on account of you need it to live

They should've had Bowser stay a babyface in the new movie smh