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Posts by Grae Coltraine

"Yeah this is a reference to a relatively obscure show from 2010 that I've never met another fan of. Don't worry, I cross-referenced every time this episode appeared on TV and can tell you exactly when the character caught this part. I'm not an animal."

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I'm pretty sure if I ever needed a diagnosis I could just show someone the 75+ footnotes in my ongoing project where I edited out a line because I described a pen making scratching sounds on the paper but then realized that the exact paper weight he was using wouldn't scratch like that.

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He got fired before I could meet him. That may be for the best.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

New guy at work is apparently in his final year of a Philosophy degree. Given my track record we are either going to be fast friends or I am going to literally kill him by the end of next week.

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A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine Hey team. It’s your CEO. I know your time is valuable, so I’ll cut right to the chase: It’s come to my attention that some of you have been bad-mou...

"It just really comes as a shock that such accomplished intellectuals, who’ve spent their entire careers pushing the upper bounds of human achievement, could be judgy about a machine that runs the entirety of human imagination through a shredder and glues together what comes out."

11 months ago 630 272 12 22

I'm actually writing again. I feel so alive.

10 months ago 2 0 0 0

After a full year of googling "2012 calendar" every time I needed to verify that dates lined up in this project and I wasn't referencing the wrong day of the week in dialogue, I have finally added a calendar to my Obsidian vault. Now to forget I have that every time I need it! \o/

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Year of poems, day 14: I have written a haiku including the word "rizzless"

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

Babygirl I can run across bugs your bug report team hasn't even heard of

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
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Having stationery as a hobby is cool and all but no one really prepares you for how many syringes you end up with

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The Beat the Backlist reading challenge banner for 2025 featuring a forest scene with a tent off to the left. On the right is a snail on a stump with mushrooms, a map, and a log in front.

The Beat the Backlist reading challenge banner for 2025 featuring a forest scene with a tent off to the left. On the right is a snail on a stump with mushrooms, a map, and a log in front.

The 2025 #BeatTheBacklist reading challenge is now available! Though it doesn't officially start until January 1, 2025, you can begin planning your TBRs now!

beatthebacklist.com

What backlist books are you planning to read next year?

1 year ago 14 11 0 4
Excuse me while I throw myself into the sun.

Excuse me while I throw myself into the sun.

Giggling evilly alone in my apartment as I collage reactions to the most recent chapter, invariably in agony and frequently in all caps.

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A black and white dog laying his head on the photographer's lap and looking up at the camera.

A black and white dog laying his head on the photographer's lap and looking up at the camera.

I may never leave this bed but it will have been worth it. Remember me fondly.

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Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie
-Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds.
-Be free, cringe is dead. Enjoy things unironically.
-The Cursed Object asked if the standing mixer was also a ‘spinny ride’.
❤️Auntie Jilli

1 year ago 74 10 1 0

Today I woke up to someone upset that they put in a request, I don't take those, and I gently told them I could try when I had more time since it's a busy month but made no guarantees, and I only ranted to everyone who might listen, so I think you should be proud of me. 😤

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn anyone who might need to know.

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An Obsidian vault graph view, which consists of a series of variously sized dots connected by lines to show links between notes. The bulk of the dots and lines form a heart shape, which is highlighted in yellow, and there are several clusters of dots branching off from the main heart.

An Obsidian vault graph view, which consists of a series of variously sized dots connected by lines to show links between notes. The bulk of the dots and lines form a heart shape, which is highlighted in yellow, and there are several clusters of dots branching off from the main heart.

Today's little joy from a very productive writing session: the graph for this project's obsidian vault has a heart in it because of all the love I put into the project. :)

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

Born to stay up until 3am writing because I just got to the REALLY REALLY FUN part of my outline (for me) forced to go to bed early so I can make it to work in the morning

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short term memory loss short term memory loss is a witchy, bitchy, vampire stoner queercore/metal project from Audrey Hornet (she/her). Straight from the swamps of New Jersey, bringing you the soundtrack to your next ritual...

It's #bandcamp friday! which means it's time to share my various music projects in the hopes they make some money!
first up:
~short term memory loss~
this is my witchy, bitchy, vampire stoner queercore/metal project. it's all over the place, it's heavy as fuck, and it's all me baby
stml.bandcamp.com

1 year ago 7 7 1 0
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Yall up 🌀🌀🌀

1 year ago 15 5 0 2
A pitcher of water with slices of grapefruit, basil leaves, and pomegranate seeds floating in it. The water is tinged red from the pomegranate seeds.

A pitcher of water with slices of grapefruit, basil leaves, and pomegranate seeds floating in it. The water is tinged red from the pomegranate seeds.

Today's accomplishment: made Tasty Water™️. Tasty Water: it's water that tastes.

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

The neurodivergent urge to drop everything and start a new life in another state

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Good. Do not overworking your development staff next.

2 years ago 4 2 0 0
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A screenshot of the nanowrimo 2023 stats graph. Progress is listed at 200% of goal (100,020 out of 50,000 words).

A screenshot of the nanowrimo 2023 stats graph. Progress is listed at 200% of goal (100,020 out of 50,000 words).

In spite of drowning in Life rn, final stats roll-up for Nanowrimo 2023:

Somehow. 100,020 words.

2 years ago 3 0 0 0

How does anyone function on the first of the month. I'm fighting for my life over here.

2 years ago 0 0 0 0

Good news: I survived a 24 hour writing torch relay with one other participant and exactly no sleep, and got a lot done re: worldrebuilding, outlining, etc.

Bad news: I have to start the draft over because I got TOO much done in reconsidering worldbuilding.

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kinda wild how many folks get this overwhelming feeling that they are not exceptional when everyone so obviously is. being incredible is what humans are BUILT for we come out of the box BENDING WORLDS. you are a wonder, the feeling that you are not is dead weight from deflated dreams of someone else

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