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Posts by Lauren Woodring

The rain stopped, the sun came out, and the whole block cane out. I love Philly.

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I love this photo of astronaut Christina Koch looking back at Earth from Artemis II.

She's the first woman to see the full sphere of our beautiful planet.

Welcome home to the crew, and thank you for reminding us of all we can discover together.

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Stick with me here, but what if we used baseball’s ABS system for presidents, so their bad decisions could be instantaneously overturned.

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I think Kalas cursed the Phillies.

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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Makes sense

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the reason DHS officers wear masks is because it allows them to commit crimes with impunity. there is literally no legitimate reason for it.

2 months ago 14937 3466 374 120

currently 18°F in Philadelphia, a city whose football team got knocked out in the wild card round the year after winning a Super Bowl, which is all to say: probably not the best time to test us

3 months ago 769 50 47 9

Well thats enough doomscrolling, someone text me when the Phillies sign Bichette.

3 months ago 8 1 1 0

Schwarberfest lives on.

4 months ago 21 1 1 0
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

4 months ago 25627 4134 1141 313
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Seems correct. ⚾️

@johnstolnis.bsky.social @lizroscher.bsky.social @justinklugh.bsky.social

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Screenshot of SNL's George Washington sketch from 10/28/23 with Nate Bargatze

Screenshot of SNL's George Washington sketch from 10/28/23 with Nate Bargatze

"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"

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New Hope, PA

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I love sports and I love unions. ✊🏻⚾️🏈🏒🏀

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DID YOU KNOW - Bedlam At The Bank took place on this day, one million years ago

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I keep wondering if they even bothered to salvage furniture and art before doing the East Wing demo.

Especially if this was always supposed to be a bait-and-switch where they wanted to make it look like they weren't planning demolition on this scale until it was already done.

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Phillie Phanatic faceplanting into the outfield grass

Phillie Phanatic faceplanting into the outfield grass

every time you remember it still happened

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The Phillies have broken my heart. 💔

6 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Thanks, New Yorker

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I think I liked the rebuilding teams more.

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Saturday night was fun, but even the super intense crowd couldn't help get it done.

Fingers crossed for a Phillies win tonight!

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Why are the Yankees fans just sitting? It’s playoff baseball! Stand up!

The Phillies will win on fan energy alone.

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The last game of the season was fun yesterday.

Ready for #RedOctober #Phillies ⚾️👻

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DC Weekend

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🧹🧹🧹🧹

Phillies. ❤️⚾️

7 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Philly is ready for Red October. ⚾️

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I got my Phillies postseason tickets today. Is it October yet?

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I actually finished a craft. 🪡

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My mom wanted to be a baseball umpire when she was a kid.

This makes me so happy. ⚾️🥹

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Lighthouse from last weekend.

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