A photo of a garden with wooden fences, and a lawnmower off to the right. An Elden Ring-style overlay says 'Lawn Mowed'.

My fuckign bones

Awww, shame. Ever sonce I saw a big alligator guy in there (approx 2 hours ago) I was wanting to tell y'all about it :( hopefully it actually gets patched and soon

Plushies and warhammer on every inch of your desk gay

This feels deadass illegal? Surely your role should be protected if you're out on medical/mat/etc leave?? America explain????? Whose ass do i gotta come kick

There's a reason bankers and wankers are only one letter apart, huh >:( lame!! They should put a note on your account for it at least so you don't get charged

Can you call your bank and inform them what happened? It might help :/ hope it doesn't affect your credit and living too badly

I hope you're all indulging in the creative process. Write that self-insert. Keep rotating that character. Draw the hand of a god coming down from the heavens and punching the problem into a thousand polygons.

You don't have to share it with anyone. You can have a little secret joy. All my love. ✏️

"Be reasonable about this," he says. "Meet me in the middle."
"OK," you say. You take a step forward.
He takes a step back.
"Be reasonable about this," he says. "Meet me in the middle."

Nah, they love things being dry. Give 'em macaroni straight from the box

Of course that's what they'd call girlcock, that's the noise they make when they're choking on it

Mmm, thanks for the agéd reference, you've reminded me it's time to take my pills

"Have you considered using AI to help with your work?"

I would RATHER feed my hands into a blender, but thanks.

But the third page showed such amazing character growth--

An anthropomorphic cat girl with pink hair. She has an arm extended with her middle finger out, swearing at something off camera. She is saying 'gfy lol' (go fuck yourself, lol) with an open-mouthed smile.

"Oooh we need your ID to make sure you can use our platform"

YAY CONGRATS

🦬💖 protect the herd 💖🦬

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gratz

(hap birf ❤️)

You'd think it would be the other way around 🙄 absolute ridiculous misbalance tbh. But regardless, I hope you get one of them! Ideally the office job but!

Additionally w/ the first role being high risk, it really should have higher compensation (and lower hours!) as well, surely? Obv there's no space here to explain the benefits packages but I'd be surprised if there was much difference between the two

Hope, Damian, hope! Hope and trust!! It'll all work out!!

"You're paying me off when I've done the thing! Stop it!

... Wait, that's just rewarding! You're rewarding me!"

- @seraphimfl.bsky.social 2026

Just heard someone utter the words "AI rennaisance" and I think I'm going to start biting

Drop-shoulder or off-the-shoulder! V cute style 10/10!

full-body drawings of Violet, a ratfolk artificer, and her hug bot, "Friend".

After The Custodian and Rhona, we have the next member of our Iron Gods party, Violet (and FR-1.3ND, her pet robot)!
played by @kyubizan.bsky.social

Is that the pizza place in Keswick? (Probably not but y:know XD )

Woag i can't believe my wife is the cutest woman in the world