Some people wouldn't recognize pandering if it had their c*ck in its mouth...

The #fuckyougaiman hashtag has completely changed meaning and genre in the last year.
Therapy. For. Everyone.

And God said, 'Let there be light,' and there was light.
And then She said "f*ck me, not the Big Light!" and turned on the previously non-exsistant side table light and banned florescent lighting in heaven.

*gasps* I FINALLY KNOW WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP

Gotta laugh at conservatives saying things like "I'm glad I'm not dating now, it's so confusing". What you call confusing, we call a Tuesday. There's lots of things more confusing than whether or not Janet used to have a 🍆, Earl,like why some people think some MF fobbing $400 shoes is the 2nd coming

You know what disproves intelligent design? Knees. Lookit that sh!t. Come to think of it, I don't know where these eyes get off, either.

Obligatory opening post. How's the water?