Macaulay Culkin apparently now passes federal court judgments on Christmas-related media. Sure. Whatever brings it all down faster so we can finally rebuild. #LetsGo2026

CBS is having VH1's "Best Week Ever".

"We'll launch an investigation and once it concludes, we'll hand it over to the DOJ so they too can start their own investigation, etc."

The group of people working on mapping the CECOT facility were interesting. The satellite images they have had to be acquired legally and they train others (mostly law students) to identify human rights violations. Huzzah to them.

"Snoop Dogg, what were you doing on January 20th, 2025?"

Same here. Though it was a decent report, there's no "bombshell" revelation in it that would get a Michael Mann movie out of it starring Al Pacino and Russell Crowe. We should talk more about the content in the report but it seems its legacy will likely be its removal instead.

She looks like she's about to introduce Sunday Night Football.

a group of men are dancing in a room with the words dance with me on the bottom ALT: a group of men are dancing in a room with the words dance with me on the bottom

112? The 90s R&B group?

Is she getting the lifetime pension as well? I wish her endless days of her getting protested and reminded of her time in service.

They just announced they'll only be releasing a batch and not the full files. So yeah. Another disappoint, son.

Aw, man. I was just about to launch my career as a TikTok influencer.

Another Congressperson getting ready to take another lobbying job from an American. 🤠

I figured it was. This would be bigger news but I know the corporate media wouldn't wanna ruffle his feathers in case they want to merge with another company. It's unfortunate that people will disagree with you and accuse you of being MAGA. It's gonna be a rough technological road ahead, friend.

As a two-time Person of the Year, I am disappoint.

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Khomeini in 1979 as well. Oh...and YOU in 2006.

Yeah I'm expecting something like "(Insert legal entity) temporarily blocks release of files", etc. Instead of a homemade Christmas dinner, we'll be getting a Marie Callender's frozen dinner.

"The enemy of my enemy something something blah blah".

FIFA is a corrupt organization so it's no surprise they make up an award and give it to a corrupt head of state to win favors. "Ladies and gentlemen, The Weeknd"

Opening speaker at Davos 2026

I thought this was a joke. But that Facebook post was for real!? FIFA sucks anyways so the equation works.

Oh did he make "The Decision"? Is he going to play with the Miami Heat or something?

Don't go through an existential crisis because you find yourself agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene. She has a long way to go, so remain steadfast and carry on. She'll mess it up eventually like Megyn Kelly did in 2017. #bulldogshavingcream

I'll wait for the sequel: Step Up 2 The Streets

Yes. That's the kid Trump made an honorary Secret Service agent at the last State of the Union.

Oh! That's the kid who Trump made an honorary Secret Service agent and his dad. Just looked it up.

MTG is planning for the post-Trump GOP. She'll be up against Vance, Haley, and maybe Pence for control.

I don’t care if Dick Cheney was right once. He fucked America so bad that we will literally be paying for it for generations. 20 years and $3T of those deficit dollars everyone is freaking out about. Not to mention a lot of dead soldiers and civilians.

Fuck Dick Cheney.

Is it just me or do baseball analysts seem to use players' nicknames more often than they used to? #pregameshows

Happy's Middle School Graduation, 2017