Wow!

Physiognomy, like every other human science, is but a passing fable.

And yet I did it. Incredible.

Shoutouts to recently out trans people. I think you're doing great.

How am I supposed to cook food when I'm tired and don't want to? It just doesn't make sense.

you were kicked by a great man, and with a beautiful ivory leg

Shoutouts to food. It's what fuels you!

I love cats.

Whatever you call yourself, I'm glad you're around! 💚

All I'm saying is that if you had a kid and you didn't name them Scorpion, there's room for you to improve as a parent.

A Haute42 U16 leverless controller, customized with a printout of [picture 3] as well as a little LCD in one corner showing a picture of Eggbug from cohost saying "YOU'VE GOT THIS!". The printout is awkwardly stretched and covered up by the controller's buttons, and it's in black and white because color prints at the library cost money. This is meant to be comically janky.

A close-up of said LCD.

The "Take It Easy, Dude, But Take It" meme image, in two frames, with the text instead saying "Kill them with kindness" "BUT KILL THEM".

I finally got around to printing some custom art for my leverless controller. Ready for Evo (or whatever the cool post-Evo thing is).

#gaming #eggbug

Office goth.

#selfie

When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

I only just barely survived carrying it roughly 500 kilometers, but I got this big, beautiful mirror today! I need to make some room for it, but good outfit pictures are going to be so much easier to take with this. Great success.

[WISTFUL WOOSHING]

[OMINOUS DIXIELAND JAZZ PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE]

[BASS-BOOSTED DUCK QUACKING]

I'm gay.

Such is the endlessness, yea, the intolerableness of all earthly effort.

A small egg lying by the wall on my balcony.

The pigeons that hang out on my balcony because my upstairs neighbor feeds them even though you're not supposed to are laying eggs. It might be time to suggest they get a coop somewhere instead.

New camera real. It's very satisfying to use! Good weight, good buttons and knobs, good noises. Looking forward to going outside with it when spring has gotten going.
#selfie

I'm starting to get a little mad about the weather still being like this. I want to be warm.

I love her.

Oi'm a roight 'omosexual, guv. I fancy them birds.

Yet this is life.

Woke up like this.
#selfie

What do you think I can get for two mismatched sticks of 8 GB DDR4 RAM from 2017 and 2020? $500?

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They got me again with the thrift store employee discount. I already had pretty teacups, but these ones are bigger. Made in Czechoslovakia.

the right half of this image shows the doomer wojak saying "i got they'd because i look like a woman. i'll never be a real man." this has a red X on it. an arrow points to the left side of the image, which has dracula flow and a checkmark. dracula flow says "THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA, THEY FORGOT THAT IM HIM"

tguy flow

An illustration of a demon girl- a succubus of wanderlust, specifically- approaching a woman holding a lantern from a foggy and dimly-lit forest in a POV shot. A crossroads can be seen in the distance, and she's illuminated by both the lantern's light and the moon behind her. She has tanned skin and blonde hair, bright reddish eyes which glint in the low-light, and sharp fangs. Her limbs are blackened and clawed, and she approaches with a bright smile and a wave. She wears well-kept traveling attire of whites, golds and reds, and there's a small knife attatched to her thigh-high boots. The woman gripping the lantern holds it up with a clenched fist, and embers scatter around the scene. The fog is lightly illuminated by the same lantern-light. "Hi~!" The succubus, Tootle, speaks in a sing-song voice as she approaches. "You seem /lost/." The final word is coloured in red. "Want some company for the road?" Tootle is a yet-to-be-introduced NPC in a pf2e / ttrpg game which I DM- and also my own personal OC.

the proposal ♪

Wearing my fairy wing earrings to trick spring into thinking it's time to start.

Big homo gay.