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Posts by Jordan Jeffries

Happy b’day Trevor!!

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We're on strike! Don't visit propublica.org on April 8

We're on strike! Don't visit propublica.org on April 8

We’re on strike today! Support our fight for a fair contract by NOT visiting the @propublica.org website or engaging with ProPublica stories today.

Tell ProPublica’s management you won’t cross the picket line: actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...

2 weeks ago 4954 2950 65 198

#transdayofvisibility trying to sell some work pre a big move that I can no longer store

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No one noticed since it's such a blur

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Tori Amos looking vaguely like Philomena Cunk

Tori Amos looking vaguely like Philomena Cunk

This will mark the 17th Tori Amos album to be produced since the release of Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up The Jam"

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STATEMENT REGARDING DETENTION OF STANDING ROCK SIOUX TRIBE MEMBER IN MINNESOTA

JANUARY 24, 2026

I was notified today, January 24, 2026, that a Standing Rock Sioux Tribe member has been detained by the U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in the state of Minnesota. Tribal leadership is actively working to locate the individual, gather accurate information, and coordinate with the appropriate authorities to secure their release.

At this time, details surrounding the detention remain limited. I urge the public to refrain from spreading unverified information while this matter is being reviewed.

Standing Rock Sioux Tribe will continue to advocate for the protection of our citizen's rights and will provide updates as appropriate.

STATEMENT REGARDING DETENTION OF STANDING ROCK SIOUX TRIBE MEMBER IN MINNESOTA JANUARY 24, 2026 I was notified today, January 24, 2026, that a Standing Rock Sioux Tribe member has been detained by the U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in the state of Minnesota. Tribal leadership is actively working to locate the individual, gather accurate information, and coordinate with the appropriate authorities to secure their release. At this time, details surrounding the detention remain limited. I urge the public to refrain from spreading unverified information while this matter is being reviewed. Standing Rock Sioux Tribe will continue to advocate for the protection of our citizen's rights and will provide updates as appropriate.

ICE has kidnapped another Indigenous person in Minneapolis. This is the fifth member of the Očhéthi Šakówinnto be taken this month.

Statement from Standing Rock:

2 months ago 6292 3705 72 130

this reminds me of the way i’ve seen susan bro speak about her daughter, heather heyer. when a fascist murders your child, you aren’t allowed to just grieve. you have to defend their memory, even their very grave.

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Dilbert, hung from his neck with a sign saying “no funeral” pinned to his shirt

Dilbert, hung from his neck with a sign saying “no funeral” pinned to his shirt

RIP bozo

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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

3 months ago 23791 6698 185 153

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

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A toddler building with duplo blocks says “If you see this house…”

A toddler building with duplo blocks says “If you see this house…”

The toddler continues: “ You will shiver and shook” (sic)

The toddler continues: “ You will shiver and shook” (sic)

Close up of the toddler: “Your brains will turn into witches brew”

Close up of the toddler: “Your brains will turn into witches brew”

The dad (me), laying nearby, says “wow.”
Toddler replies: “are you shaking with fear?”

The dad (me), laying nearby, says “wow.” Toddler replies: “are you shaking with fear?”

darest thou look upon mine duplo???

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I agree that a collection is a reflection of its owner, but I'm not convinced there's any inherent value or merit in that. Sometimes a collection just reflects a guy that spends all day raging out on X when a company doesn't use his preferred color of Blu-ray case or a new Vecna Funko Pop sells out

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But: I’m risking undermining Justin’s original/main point which is that people need to pay for the art they want and that Spotify doesn’t count which I 100% agree with

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Rod Serling

Rod Serling

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

4 months ago 4126 861 53 23

I agree but I've grown cynical/self-critical over the years re: the argument for physical media as mode of permanent, personal access being terribly divorced from materialism (or consumerism); I own more books/movies than I'll ever have time to revisit, and this just doesn't feel like a virtue to me

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*Enters the conversation in Worst Guy You Know mode* Ahhh, but ALL ownership is an illusion! (But really, my house could flood or burn down with all my Blu-rays in it tomorrow, y'know?)

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I wish everyone in the world could understand the phenomenon of being a 16-year-old named Jordan Jeffries, cracking open The Onion, and reading "Watch out, ladies: Irrepressible bad boy Jordan Jeffries, that hard-partying Hollywood hunk who’s on everybody’s A-list, is at it again."

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One way to make this easier: the Children of Palomar Library digest includes Julio's Day as well as some vol 2 Mario stuff not reprinted elsewhere -- would recommend it over the CoP and Julio's Day standalones just for that, personally!

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Talia was born today in one of Gaza's last hospitals. Her mother, my friend Sama'a, needs all the help we can give to keep her safe and healthy. Even a small donation makes a difference.

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7 months ago 146 155 1 1

I hope that when RFK Jr dies someday, someone has been hired and trained to capture whatever crawls out of the body, so that it doesn't find a new host

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Jillian Michaels tells a prone Biggest Loser contestant "Every time you bitch and moan, it just makes me hungry for your blood" with a hateful sneer

Jillian Michaels tells a prone Biggest Loser contestant "Every time you bitch and moan, it just makes me hungry for your blood" with a hateful sneer

Me when I am definitely not already a fascist

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"apolitical wellness authority" who has always proudly espoused the concept of bodily autonomy for fat people as "political correctness" run amok

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(Tim Meadows in Walk Hard meme) “You don’t want no part of this shit”

(Tim Meadows in Walk Hard meme) “You don’t want no part of this shit”

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I’m “enjoying” Vineland and an ear infection myself currently *doffs Pynchon Malady cap*

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He has a convo w/ Bill Hader for a recent A24 Podcast ep and near the end they talk about Clowes for a little bit. They're big fans and also apparently both IRL friends with Dan and Erika

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It’s a nice touch how these Concerned Citizens always misgender Cyrus in the process also

9 months ago 1 0 0 0
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As a random reader: I got the opposite impression -- just before the quote it plainly states Adam was "dismayed to see reprint costs deducted from *his* income" but if there were no reprints of Adam's work, as he says, then that seems like an incorrect assertion that's also mis-coloring the quote?

9 months ago 23 2 1 0

<Stephen Tyler voice> 🎶 Gay guy's got a gun 🎶

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