Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

why does coming out as a phannie feel harder than coming out as gay (it helps that to come out as a phannie you pretty much also automatically come out as gay)

frrrrrrr

I don't even know who's playing. except for bad bunny at the halftime show

as a part of @tumblr.com's "ships week 2026" leading up to valentine's day, #phan is now pink and all posts with the tag sport a special "like" animation!
www.tumblr.com/tumblr/80755...

replies AND quote reposts disabled on neil gaiman's uwu i didn't do it post. oh i'm sure

Hey fuck Neil gaiman

Im probably nonbinary but im unemployed so I actually do have time for that

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is ao3 being slow for anyone else or is the universe telling me to go clean my room

Okay, I will preface this with the GIGANTIC disclaimer that I promise I know how this looks, and I *swear* this is not personally motivated: If you have an old #LiveJournal account, and it has things you still care about in it, download it or import it to Dreamwidth SOON. Details:

My todo list says to take out the recycling but that would require going outside and it’s like, sleeting out there or something

I hate internet hygiene wars it’s so performative fjdhsvsgsh and fwiw dermatologists do not think you (general) should wash your legs every time you shower (I personally do but I also take really hot showers and use a washcloth, the medical professionals would hate my shower routine)

Good morning I took my adhd medication in vague anticipation of all the stuff I need to do today and now that it’s kicking in I can’t remember a single thing I was supposed to do

i think this one is better (i obviously have nothing better to do with my saturday)

Me when I’m asked to introduce the tallest member of the Fantastic Four

i fear we have breached containment

Selfie of Phil posing with his and Dan's oldest and closest friend Bryony, both with huge joyful smiles.

Tweet from PJ Liguori posted on 15 November 2015 that says "really looking forward to seeing the @danisnotonfire & @AmazingPhil live show tonight! I am proud of my lizard boys". At the end is a dragon emoji, probably the closest PJ could get to a lizard at that time.

Tweet from Jimmy Hill (a former British YouTuber and current radio presenter who attended University of York at the same time as Phil and has remained friendly with him and Dan through the years) posted on 15 November 2015 that says "Excited to see Dan and Phil live at The Palladium tonight. The Palladium!! Like off telly! Where the queen goes! Nuts."

Instagram post from Louise Pentland posted on 15 November 2015. The photo is of the TATINOF stage just before the 15 November evening show with the screens all displaying giant cat whiskers. The caption says "Here we goooooooo!!! #tatinof".

November 15, 2015: The only thing I love as much as Dan and Phil celebrating each other is their friends celebrating the two of them! And what a fantastic group they have here, I can only imagine how much love was flowing through that theatre 🥰🫂👯‍♂️

I do this literally nonstop

screenshot from Dan and Phil video "Forcing Dan to watch Tiktoks to stay young" dan and phil are looking phil's phone. the tiktok is slideshow of bread with butter on. dan is holding phil's phone in one hand and has his other hand on phil's shoulder. a red circle is around dan's hand on phil's shoulder and a red arrow is pointing at the circle.

I found phan proof ??

Dan and Phil posing dynamically in their 2015 Sunday Times photoshoot. Dan is turned towards Phil and pointing awkwardly while Phil is turned towards the camera with his hands in a weird Spiderman-like pose.

Another dynamic pose, this one with Phil doing the same Spiderman hands at the camera and Dan turned towards Phil with a huge smile and absolutely ridiculous heart eyes.

Dan and Phil leaning towards the camera and staring down the lens in the same photoshoot.

The final and perhaps most iconic photo of this shoot: Dan standing behind Phil with his arms crossed on Phil's shoulders, both of them looking rather shell-shocked at the camera.

November 8, 2015: Dan and Phil's Sunday Times article is published featuring these now beyond iconic photos! 📰📸🔴⚫️

www.thetimes.com/culture/book...

I don’t even take excedrin anymore I gave away my last bottle to a family member like I literally do not have any where did this come from

For anyone wondering, yes I did wake up from that dream in the middle of the night with a really bad headache

Had a dream that dnp were sponsored by excedrin migraine and Phil took my bottle to do the sponsorship segment and I was PISSED

the establishment doesn't want you to talk about bush representation... completely tracks

i took PTO on monday so that i can listen to the podcast uninterrupted

MONDAY TO DO LIST get hard be hard secret third thing

sorry i have a very busy schedule

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Tumblr post from user BeeCookieArt that says "Can we talk about how at the Cardiff show, during the 7 second challenge they asked Dan to describe Yellow without using the word Yellow or Sun. And so he said 'the colour Phil emits......' (and more) and Phil just went bright red and smiley and giggly. So cute. so cute".

Tweet from Phil Lester posted on 26 October 2015 that says "Okay whoever invented 'candy sushi' should get a Nobel prize". At the end is a sushi emoji and a candy emoji. Underneath is a photo of a box of candy sushi sitting on a hotel bed.

October 26, 2015: Dan and Phil perform 2 sold out TATINOF shows in Cardiff with some extreme (for 2015 anyway) levels of flirting and Phil discovers the joy of candy sushi! 👯‍♂️😘🍣

This is what I love about RPF, it’s genuinely more legal than FPF (fictional person fiction, a term I just made up). Like you can’t really sue someone for drawing you, there’s no copyright infringement