I'll leave this here.

Okay, but can it be FACEbreaking? 👀🤣

I just use movies as inspiration. I loathe formal events.

My husband is the only contact in my phone. Why did I pay over $700 for this turkey thing?

What I hate most about straight porn is when the cameraman does everything in his power to not film a man's ass, resulting in some of the worst angles ever. It's like, "Hey! Let's sacrifice quality so some insecure straight guy doesn't have to crash out because he saw more than a second of man ass!"

"CELIO"

I recently decided to stop selling art (I mean, the universe had basically decided that FOR me with dismal sales 😳😬😩). It was honestly the right decision because it makes me feel a lot freer with what I make; no one's input but my own.

#queerartist #queerart #blackartist #gayartist #gayart

All these nostalgic reunions happening, and we STILL can't get Ace of Base back together? Fuckin' bullshit, man!

Phew. Good thing I'm only 19.

OOP!

One of my credit cards is like suuuuper behind, but I have plans to pay off the entire overdue balance in just a few days. But the way the company keeps blowing up my phone is honestly making me wanna be petty and not pay it. LEAVE ME ALONE. YOU'LL GET IT WHEN I GOT IT.

A wise flower indeed!

Whenever I talk about the tippy-top of female vocalists, I always include Toni Braxton, and I just don't understand why people act like she's not up there.

With these four images.

Controversy
The Most Beautiful Girl in the World
Diamonds and Pearls
Gett Off
Money Don't Matter 2 Night

"Lady Marmalade" was such a moment in 2001.

LIL' KIM brought hip hop edge
PINK
MYA brought sultry, R&B flavor
CHRISTINA brought the best vocals

It's 70 degrees and I'm seriously over here contemplating putting on my winter coat because I'm fucking freezing. What the FUCK, nervous system?

My Sims-addled brain was like, "Oooh, what CC is this?"

No, but I know some folks...

Jam of the Day!
"Fool No More" by S Club 8

S Club 8 was honestly doomed. They had intense pressure of living up to S Club 7 and never really broke out of opening act/second string status, which sucks because their albums are GREAT. This song alone is better than a good chunk of S Club's last album.

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Come outside. Ain't nobody finna jump you.

I devote ALL of my time to being a goofy-gumbo. This wretched world will NEVER take my silly goosery away from me.

I'ma start watching from the beginning!

It is not cool to wanna have sex with relatives. It is not cool to fantasize about having sex with relatives. It is not cool to role play having sex with relatives. And I don't give a fuck whose kink I just shamed.

Rax is such a supportive kiiing! 🥺

I do. I'm quite fine with being ignored for...that. 👀🤣

You'll hear no arguments from me.

Conversations With Ethan

Ethan, ignoring me: "Sorry, I didn't hear you. I'm watching an old guy get railed."

😭😭😭

I think the entire blessed super fuck not.

That's the smart way to do it.