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Posts by Manny Phesto

My internet is down. Where can I fax my skeets to?

3 days ago 0 0 0 0

Take the wrong lesson from a movie:

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial: don't make friends with anyone who looks different than you

3 days ago 5 1 0 1

I have found the clit

4 days ago 3 0 0 0

Soylent Green Eggs and Ham

4 days ago 9 5 0 2

Called what his butthole?

6 days ago 0 0 0 0

Sounds exhausting

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

NBD. My jokes put me to sleep.

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

How much wood could a wood-tick tick?

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

Waiter, there's a hair in my cake.

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

I am the MOAT

Meh-est of all time

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0
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Add a food to a movie title

Dial "M" for Mayonnaise

2 weeks ago 2 1 0 0

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The French Toast Connection

2 weeks ago 3 0 0 0

Add a food to a movie name

Full Metal Brisket

2 weeks ago 46 4 2 10

Maybe they'll discover that the moon is flat too.

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Oink and doink

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Mash up bands

Three Dog Night Ranger

3 weeks ago 4 1 0 1

Slept in my Dire Straits tee shirt and woke up twistin' by the pool

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 1
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All you can eat and see

3 weeks ago 2 1 0 0

There's something strange about this AI photo, but I can't quite put my sixth finger on it.

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Do I have to really like them or just pretend that I do?

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

I hope it's a plastic bucket

3 weeks ago 3 0 0 0

I'm looking forward to the price of gas coming down 1200%

3 weeks ago 1 1 0 0

This fortune teller seems rather large for a medium.

3 weeks ago 11 5 0 0

Flowers are plant orgasms

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

My dyslexic buddies are taking me to play taser lag.

4 weeks ago 2 0 0 0
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I always thought they met on the potato dating app, Mashr.

4 weeks ago 8 0 0 0

My bracket is as obliterated as Iran's nuclear program.

4 weeks ago 3 0 0 0

Depeche à la Mode

1 month ago 3 0 2 0

Candy porn

1 month ago 2 0 0 0

It's right there in her name: dAIsy

1 month ago 2 0 0 0