My internet is down. Where can I fax my skeets to?
Posts by Manny Phesto
Take the wrong lesson from a movie:
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial: don't make friends with anyone who looks different than you
I have found the clit
Soylent Green Eggs and Ham
Called what his butthole?
Sounds exhausting
NBD. My jokes put me to sleep.
How much wood could a wood-tick tick?
Waiter, there's a hair in my cake.
I am the MOAT
Meh-est of all time
Add a food to a movie title
Dial "M" for Mayonnaise
Add a food to a movie title
The French Toast Connection
Add a food to a movie name
Full Metal Brisket
Maybe they'll discover that the moon is flat too.
Oink and doink
Mash up bands
Three Dog Night Ranger
Slept in my Dire Straits tee shirt and woke up twistin' by the pool
All you can eat and see
There's something strange about this AI photo, but I can't quite put my sixth finger on it.
Do I have to really like them or just pretend that I do?
I hope it's a plastic bucket
I'm looking forward to the price of gas coming down 1200%
This fortune teller seems rather large for a medium.
Flowers are plant orgasms
My dyslexic buddies are taking me to play taser lag.
I always thought they met on the potato dating app, Mashr.
My bracket is as obliterated as Iran's nuclear program.
Depeche à la Mode
Candy porn
It's right there in her name: dAIsy