Good god how many years was Phil Para playing the Espy??

😮‍💨 thank god

I too have been there. “Why is this harder than…oh, there’s an extra 45 each side on this”

No apologies required. It’s taken me years to learn to write Northern Hemisphere

The timeline is undefeated

The awful result of “side hustle” culture - can’t do things just cos you like them, they have to be profitable

*whispers* I’m gonna steal the Seahawks of Seattle

How quickly we forget. Get that scum off my screen

FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA(HAWKS)

How you doing buddy?

What a season. You’re all beautiful and amazing

Maye put the ball on the ground after his OL has had the shit beat out of it all night. Not a single teammate consoled him afterward. Not one.

Fuck I’m glad I don’t use Facebook anymore. Old people nightmare but this shit is fun as fuck

Multiple multiple drops by the Seahawks today. Ugly hands from the receiving corps

Absolutely textbook bullrush

Anyone gonna talk about the two legitimate drops from JSN? Just me. Okay great.

Apparently all one needs to do is ask

I managed to see about a third of it lol.

Jay Harbaugh is already on the staff

Well no, but say it anyway

Helicopter punt. They float like a bastard and spin horizontally.

Holy shit good or bad?

I say this with all the love in the world but

*clears throat*

Nightmare Blunt Rotation

One of the conspiracy theories of all time

Look if there’s something BlueSky is missing, it’s Stanger. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing, but still

I was about to skeet that this is all fine if you have the horses to do it. Which they do now.

I got remeasured at the doctor a few years ago to find I’m six foot one and a quarter inch after telling people all my life I’m six foot. I have not changed my statements lol

The guy won’t get picked on a dating app, much less the NFL draft

🤔 the so called “patriots” vs the leftist west coast elites from Seattle 🤔🤔

OH MY GOD LOL