“Uhh.. let me be messiah”

"correct horse battery staple"

Birds don’t have control over their bowels, duck probably shits everywhere any time it gets inside

Yeah I got one of these, if you know what i’m saying 😉

You’d really think politicians would be more pro-sex work given they get paid to fuck the country

You see incredible levels of narcissistic delusion online sometimes

Wish people would apply the same logic to “you and I” constructions

That sounds like the beginning of a 4 hour video essay lol

"Oh I remember 7-11. The Muslims did it. Terrible people, the Muslims. They were the tallest towers in New York City. Now Trump Tower is the tallest, can you believe folks? Trump Tower… Beautiful. Marco Rubio could never build Trump Tower. 'Marco Lose-io' I call him. We love him tho folks don't we?"

How intense can streaming possibly be, bro is on more drugs than his octogenarian president!

I don’t think that’s true, there are other components to intelligence like procedural reasoning which are poorly simulated by pure pattern matching, which is why LLMs are absolutely abysmal at any strategic task.

Signing something like this is basically admitting you have no understanding of science, engineering, intelligence and the transformer architecture.
How does anyone still take Scott Alexander seriously is beyond me.

Conflict escalation 101

They basically did the “doctor it hurts when i move my arm like this” “Don’t do it then” joke lol

I guess the Moon isn’t the only thing that’s being brought back from the 60s 😔

In an ironic twist of fate, the market has been completely unable to produce a good Atlas Shrugged movie, in large part because nobody is willing to pay for that product 😂

Arc d’Échec

My depression means I cannot cope with life existing – that’s why I back efforts to abolish the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty

Well done to the Artemis II crew for getting to the moon, but I went to the office today and that too deserves some recognition I think

Ancient Egyptians be like

Same exact thing just happened to me lol

“Computer, set a direct course for Betazed, warp factor 5”
“𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚝"
“Computer, I don’t see the course on screen, is it set?"
“𝙸 𝚊𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎, 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚠!"
“It still isn’t set."
“𝚈𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚜𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚠.”
“Still not set!"
"𝙰𝚜 𝚊 𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚕

What’s up with all the joyless replies? 🙄
You cannot in fact see this ‘from your backyard’, since the Moon is tidally locked and Orion has a different POV than Earthbound observers.

This is sorta the Buddhist view of heaven as sexuality is described as becoming more and more abstract in the higher levels of heaven 😝

We’re living in a simulation. Don’t believe me? Just zoom into that picture, you can literally see the pixels!

When the cab driver misgenders you

This happened to me on the way to the hospital for the orchie. The hospital being Parkside, I considered walking into the woods and turning into a woodland spirit instead.

Better than being a “I need an authority figure to set me a bedtime leftist"

Great article, I’ve always disliked this kind of facile materialist monocausal explanations.
I will also add wrt the holiday that it annoys me how pushy and judgemental some Christians get, nobody should feel coerced into participate physical rituals and ppl should be more wary of making assumptions