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Also also I'm praying this movie actually breaks even in the box office because if it doesn't you just know the discourse surrounding the film is gonna be annoying as fuck with people being like "you bitched about this film for so long only to not go see it bet you feel stupid now" 😏

Also I'm calling it now the finale is gonna be a big speech given by Wile since he did talk in the old shorts occasionally

Rookie numbers

Wile can't talk so he needs a mouthpiece

The whole gag about this being the film acme doesn't want you to see felt very biting towards WB, which is good to see

I wonder if Bugs' stakes in the story might have to do with Bye Bye Bunny getting cancelled

Okay, thoughts

The whole quote about companies and how they can't just do whatever they want is really corny because big media franchises trying to call out corporations is usually fake af

For once it actually makes sense that the plot would more focus on the live action celebrity since y'know,

You know what a Marvel Insomniac Howard the Duck game would actually go so hard

Gimme a canon character to touch myself to

Guess who's finally got a plug in him again

Hope I don't have to fart though...

*crunch* Oh man you're right, it tastes a bit like marshmallows too!

*BWUUUUURP*

Mmff, you big greedy guts, guess I'll just have to snack on a few moons then!

You ever stop and think about us other hungry boys?

RRRRMMMMRMMRMRBBMRMRMLLRLRLE!!!

What the hell you didn't leave any for me!?

Who's gonna sniff this~?

BWRRRRRRRRRMRMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBRBRRBBBRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBRRRRRRRT!!!!!!!!!

Who up getting big and sloshy on tapwater rn?

Best of both worlds really

Looking for work? Well you're in luck because I'm in search of someone who's skilled in playing the tuba. 3+ years of tuba experience would be preferred and your position would consist of following me around 24/7 and playing fat guy music. Pay can be discussed at a later date.

That's better, NOW GET SCRATCHIN' PIPSQUEAK!!!

Sshhh! Butt scratchers don't talk!

You have no idea how unbearably itchy it can get back there when I haven't shaved my crack in years

Anyone wanna force feed me today?

Bring me the ass of Rocket Raccoon

Normalise glutting and stuffing your face until you're a perfectly equilateral sphere shaped food balloon

Man, I just had a nice, fat, moist, gooey cream finger and I just need to have a neverending chain of them being slid down my throat until I'm a big groaning beached whale~

Well you know what?

BWoooOooOoOooOoOoooOOoooOOOOorrrrpPpPpp

It worked! I wonder if there's any neighbouring candy kingdoms...

I mean why would they go to the effort of building an entire kingdom of candy if it wasn't meant to be eaten?

To anyone who receives this message, make me into your own personal balloon animal please and thank you

You know what dude, I'm beginning to suspect you're not actually sorry!

Who wants to make me their bum rag?

YEEEEEESSSSSSSS ABSOLUTE TOP TIER RUMP!!!