fuck the dragonfly tho spyro can stay

#twinnnnnnnn

Don't ever tell me you're praying for me, I would rather hear you're jerking off to me honestly

Actually it’s good if this website continues to be this unstable bc it’ll break my pavlovian conditioning and I’ll finally be free of social media

why specifically a mouse

cool cool

horton when he hears:

ur not big enough to kill me

i said i’d rather, i didn’t ask

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as if people are gonna not share cigs with their friends and family or for money

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anyone born after that date can’t smoke but everyone else can like prohibition worked or something

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you’re the one trying to kill me here

The UK Government banned smoking for people born in 2009 or later.

Why not ban Water Companies polluting, Energy Companies ripping you off, or NHS Privatisation as well?

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i’d rather be jerked off but i’ll take what i can get

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finally, sweet release

The pre-cum part of tomato ketchup can break a meal for me

hell yeah never kill yourself and let your enemies win

Area warlord fails to understand what the number one killer of soldiers has been in history

I ride dick in a god-honoring way. The god in question? The god of bouncing on fat cock and taking it all the way to the base with ease

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constantly needing to reframe my mentality around getting tired of falling off + trying again into “what a joy it is to keep trying bc u still believe in good things to come”

the actors asked if they should copy the characters poses and shit and they got told to make the character’s their own so now leon is an alcoholic himbo ig …?

Cosmic Knowledge // 2026

Belongs in a museum

yet they let ppl sell drugs fine lmaoooooo okayyyyyyyyyyy cuckerburg

oh no this is the awful 2021 movie

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zombieland mentioned
(we won)

we get it she’s hot can we stop making her play effy stonem in every movie