traveling whaleburys

madrid's previous manager failed because the forwards weren't willing to press, so now they want to hire *checks notes* jurgen klopp.

Leaning into hot dog day on 4/20.

Luigi looking like fuckin' Mike Dean over here

Probably just Tucson & Bisbee, with an hour or two stop in Tombstone in between just to say we saw it. Got 3-4 full days down that way before another 4-5 in PHX area.

Wwe has penta in a suit in whatever this garbage is on the teevee

This is not a serious promotion

Do you get a tax write-off on touchtunes expenses for blessing the populace with bangers as a charitable donation

@clueheywood.bsky.social no rush, but I would appreciate some Tucson & southeastern arizona bar recs if you find the time

Also if you hear the kinks "come dancing" 15+ times in a row please say hello I will buy you a drink if the bartender has not shot my in the face

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

This person is a terrorist and I respect them. www.vice.com/en/article/i...

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)

Me and @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social 's mom, any night.

Now that I know my tax situation, fully leaning into preparing for what I need for the World Cup match in Dallas to welcome my fellow attendees from Japan and the Netherlands.

i'm not kidding i did not know there was a second game happening today until people started posting that arsenal was moving on because literally nothing happened in it

Get they asses, bayern

Is Neuer okay

Counting that as a playoff series win.

[waking up after post-game drunken stupor nap]

hornets

Please say hello to me it would mean a lot

Thank you.

Just let the intrusive Spurs thoughts in again.

A classic.

You can still just barely see the smoke outline of RFK Jr. fleeing the scene.

Done the research, and yes... yes, he is.

Look they are touching Tips

You're getting real messi.

you know people can see this right

Louisville food recs, please.

Liquor cabinet is full and a fresh drop of 60 mg THC seltzers arrived on the front porch today, going down swinging/swigging.

Cyanide, yes, I know.

Thinking about Tottenham Hotspur.

me :)