Please trust me when I say that I expected these to be comparatively “inferior” (if only barely) simply because they aren’t the original version of the product

And I was SO VERY WRONG

Truly I am the martyr of munchies, sacrificing my own future stock outlook for the sake of sharing this gift of knowledge with the world

Yes. I think you of all people could stand to have some more positivity happen in your life as of late, LMAO

This is starting to look like my save file of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle with how many S ranks are lined up in a row here

Just remembered that I’m an artist & I can draw literally whatever I want so here’s my comfort characters plus the fruit riot background because thanks to @sonicmega.bsky.social i tried them and they’re genuinely so good it’s insane

Front-of-store Digital Circus merch stand in Hot Topic!!!

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

POOL PARTY?! POOL PARTY!!

The Courtland Grand will be hosting our first official pool party! Only open to FWA attendees: enjoy food, drinks, mocktails, and a DJ to make the vibes just right!

🏨Courtland Grand
📅5/8
🕓4p-6p

Take a break and SPLASH with us! 💦💦

I am VERY interested in the detailed breakdown of the results and rankings of this.

I unplug the cable

What texture are you hoping to avoid?

HEY ASSHOLE, THAT WAS *MY* BOX HOUSE WITH *MY* BAG OF FRUIT RIOT

GET BACK HERE

Of course I haven’t caught any Canadians in this trap yet, can’t you see how empty that box is?

That one, right over there, with the bag of Fruit Riot sitting right underneath it near the propped-up stick?

I mean, it’s been empty for so long I’m falling asleep! I bet ANYONE could make off with it!

Pragmata feels like a game that was made in the early 00s but was lost to time. It carries Capcom's PS2 era vibe into the modern day. Check out my latest video discussing my thoughts on this very unique game! RTs greatly appreciated - youtu.be/NnLw_sCMHzk

Defund the hostile domestic troops who wage war against the civilian population of the United States.

Everything symbolic happens in 3s, it seems.

Not that you should ever have had to deal with it even once. But I’ll be thinking of you throughout the process.

Teach that old man the lesson he sorely needs to learn.

Tomodachi life real

Oh, that's ore... that's ore of my comfort character....

Palantir put out the most cartoonishly evil statement possible. They’re so arrogant and self-confident they don’t seem to believe their fascistic plans can be opposed.

We must get rid of Palantir altogether.

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https://www.theonion.info/

From: Panda and the Magic Serpent (1958), dir. Taiji Yabushita, Toei Doga

The film that first inspired Hayao Miyazaki to join the animation world.

“Before this is over… I’ll show you the true power of Chaos Control!”

The posts made as a result of trying out Fruit Riot have raised questions that subsequently can also be answered by trying Fruit Riot

Link uses his new arm/hand to send the pieces of Fruit Riot sailing straight up like a popcorn toss while the Birds do fly-by snatches in mid-air

Do you think the eventual “foreign country that gets this product but in a completely different format that better suits the food culture over there” is going to be like

Sour Peas or something

The ADHD superpower - I don’t/can’t take interest in something unless I have VERY STRONG REASONS to like it.

My picks aren’t ALWAYS winners - but pretty often, they’re definitely not losers.

Actually pretty low on sugars outside of the natural fruit ones, believe it or not!

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.

“Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial. Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.”

This is why we should fund science. 🧪