My ex fucked her baby daddy when he got outta jail got pregnant had an abortion Lied and said she had stomach virus..I try setting her on fire while she was in the car but that’s neither here or there.. then they got back together two months later..now they have a two year old ..
Here you go: the #Superman trailer.
Krypto, take us home.
youtu.be/uhUht6vAsMY?...
As the year winds down it's a good time to step back and reflect on the past 12 months and ask yourself.... Have I hated enough? Did I do all that can do to bring about someone's downfall? How can I hate better in this coming year?
6 panel Loading Artist comic. 1: Boy is unwrapping Xmas gift in front of his dad “Oh my god… is this what I think it is..?”. 2: Dad says “Well, I know how much you wanted a car, so…” 3: Boy is holding a set of plastic colourful baby toy keys while looking very unimpressed. 4: Boy hands them back to dad “Har har. Very funny, dad.” 5: Dad looks behind him at the empty pram with a horrified look. 6: New car is zooming across town with a baby barely holding onto the steering wheel
jingle jingle 🎁
Hairy or waxed, Big Garfield will get feasted upon
Rudolph gets all the love so let’s talk about the names of Santa’s other reindeer.
dasher | noun | one that dashes
dancer | noun | one that dances
prancer | noun | one that walks or moves in a spirited manner
Ok, those three are easy to understand.
My mama is starting a new business called Puffins (pound cake muffins) and her first one is a 7Up cake muffin. So mf GOOD.
JA MORANT OMG 🤯
If my bank did a Wrapped for the year I’d be sick.
Kendrick’s unbridled hate inspires me to go harder at everything.
Star Guardian: Guardian of the Stars
THIS MOVIE SPELLED ITS OWN TITLE WRONG.
Damn not even a cuddle in weather like this??
Steve Kerr's reaction is funny, court reflection in Denver has him looking like tweety bird
This should be us #BlackSky
My top artist this year #blacksky #spotifywrapped
This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune 💰
The battle of the Harbaugh bros coming 🔜
📺: #BALvsLAC – Monday 8:15pm ET on ESPN
📱: Stream on #NFLPlus and ESPN+
Gut, fupa, back rolls, stretch marks, cellulite ain’t ever stop a goddamn thing!
Before y’all make those annoying skeets, Yes we like:
Stretch marks
Fupas
Bellies
Big arms
Big legs
BBWs
Batman hovers in mid air towards three armed, masked robbers, and says to them, “WRONG – – LOSERS!“
Nobody:
Kendrick Lamar:
A wide eyed Superman is mid air, heading in mid landing as he looks down and thinks, “BATMAN!… Plunging to the pavement!“
