Fuck you.

clappy as a ham

Whatever his real name was, band members kept asking Steve “How? How can you look like that?”

Yer heights are so wuthering

fuck it. effective immediately the trump assassination attempt was also staged. thank you for your etc etc

Yer heights are so wuthering

somehow this was an acceptable song to put in a children’s animated movie in the 2000s (and it’s Kid Rock’s fault)

I got into teaching for one reason: To help people acquire the vocational workplace competencies that employers are looking for!

In a political party full of mentally unstable lunatics, she really manages to stand out

Padam

Big fat tits

How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are

A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.

I’ve said it before but it’s like the earth is trying to break its fever/illness. I believe the earth has the capacity to heal itself, but if we’re not helping and people are actively making it worse, we all will feel the impacts of the illness smh.

McGovern: Well, he said a lot of crazy shit today. I think it’s time to take the keys away from grandpa. He doesn’t seem like he’s all there.

They’re reviving the “guys who push their luck“ genre from the 70s.

Jizzmaxxing

How do you hold a fork and knife?

Not all heroes wear jizz.

How do you poop?

I'm a 7, what about you?

Sascha Riley jammed a tent pole up Donald Trump’s ass?

We are ending the war on protein. RFK, Jr. says you can gargle all the cum you like now.

the people of MN have been murdered, brutalized and kidnapped for weeks now and have remained *amazingly* peaceful in the face of it. lecturing citizens to not “take the bait” etc is pretty disrespectful after a point and avoids the real question: how long are they supposed to take this, undefended?

The war against cumming

No your rights

Nice haircut, Maga.

He was good at taking up space.

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