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The Florida Orange Famine 😞

I’m in the central Midwest in a very “Trump” state… the brainwashing damage runs so deep that my farming relatives who received reduced rates on crops due to Trump policies blame “China.” He literally wrecked their livelihood and gets absolved. These people are ruined mentally.

The fact that it was plausible is the sign we are routinely bearing the chaos of a madman

You can set your watch by Trump’s weekend Iran war market manipulations.

WHAT!?!

i’m such a stupid fucking mark for trying to “work” and “follow the law”

Expect a wildly dangerous threat by Sunday just before the markets open again Monday.

Chat, we’ve got another fine motor articulation failure/aphasia here #dementia

@epistemiccrisis.bsky.social @mixedlinguist.bsky.social we’ve got another fine motor articulation failure/aphasia here #dementia

Our economy and cruelty are “K-shaped”

Is this a “K-shaped” cruelty?

JD Vance wearing a white button-up shirt. It looks like it's a size too small for him.

"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium

Oh good we just have to hold out until the DAY AFTER NEVER

Over a decade of our lives derailed by this abhorrent being. 😩

I think his arteries have a finite amount of capacity left that will soon become apparent

Inigo Montoya from “Princess Bride”

“Catholic…. You keep saying that word; I do not think it means what you think it means.”

Reporter: “Do you expect other countries to help with a blockade of Iran?”

Trump: “Yeah, other countries are gonna.”

Reporter: “Which countries?”

Trump: “We don’t need other countries.”

He is absolutely insane.

video courtesy @dropsitenews.com

He lies in the way a toddler does. Poorly thought through, and easily disproven.

Ah yes the First Commandment of the Red Cross: “Thou shalt have no other physicians before Me”

If they cannot even defend the First Commandment reasonably, they cannot claim the faith

I can’t wait for the press secretary to come out and tell us why we were all foolish to interpret that image as a blasphemous depiction of Trump as Christ

I can’t wait to hear all the defenses of how we were foolish to assume that was supposed to be a picture of Christ.

"I condemn the insult to Your Excellency on behalf of the great nation of Iran, and declare that the desecration of Jesus, the prophet of peace and brotherhood, is not acceptable to any free person. I wish you glory by Allah."

President of Iran’s response to Trump’s insults to the Pope and the posting of the AI Trump-Jesus image:

Etymology of “BLASPHEMY” - blax ("sluggish, stupid")
or blaptō ("to injure, hurt")
and phēmē ("reputation, utterance"), suggesting "to injure a reputation.”

Ohhhhhhhhhh!!

There is no line he will not cross.

Massive gold hotel building on the lunar surface emblazoned with “Trump”

Guys, new dementia case notes just dropped: Trump Lunar Resort, posted right after the Trump Jesus

An AI image of a massive gold monstrosity of a “Trump” building on the surface of the moon

Guys, new dementia case notes just dropped: Trump Lunar Resort, posted right after the Trump Jesus

Immediate follow.