Squirrels think we’re idiots, and they’re right

creating weird rules that only i have to follow

the eras tour reached Marvel levels of ubiquity. nothing wrong with it in itself, wish people joy and all that but years of breathless posts about whether she played The Cheerleader's Matador Pt. II got to be a bit much

Tweeted this during the “scratch Marner until he asks for a trade” phase of last spring and I have come here to OWN and APOLOGIZE for my incorrect prediction.

Berube isn’t playing Marner more than any other forward. He’s playing him more than any other skater.

I waited until the game was over to say this but I’ve never felt more confident an ex-leaf was not gonna score than with bertuzzi

"And [Marner]'s still having a conversation with whoever'll listen" to be fair that's Mitch all the time.

that’s my thinking too, like at least ease him back for a game or two with a few more scoring chances?

yeah let me clarify. a couple of touches in the zone kings?

one morsel of ozone time kings?

the orcas are thrifting and doing nostalgia

Me at my job the day before Thanksgiving weekend

point per game player fraser minten

wowza

NHL SCORE KEEPERS ARE GODS

THE WORLD IS JUST

MINTEN POINT PER GAME PACE CONTINUES

John sharing his amulet with Mitch

Sign Mitch now. Right now. Sign him at the second intermission. Get’er done

PLEASE GOD PLEASE WHY

mitchell I’m your #1 fan why mitchell

mitch scoring as soon as I leave for the night

John Tavares and Mitch Marner fuckin rule

i think holmbergs looked really good tonight :)

this is how people talk about hockey sometimes

half my tl is here and half is still on twitter this is just like when my parents divorced 😔

point per game player fraser minten

LMFAOO

two men are sitting at a table in front of a laptop . ALT: two men are sitting at a table in front of a laptop .

WHERE is the monkey and other primates starter pack

200th goal happening on a 200 foot play wow

wait omg why did they nuke my gif..wheres her dance :( they took her whimsy....

4 whole days to revel in this win