Why do i do this to myself!?

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I can't believe i've still got 1500 words to write before Monday morning.

Procrastination demon in my head:

Oh, no! I didn't realise the leopards would eat my face!!

Weren't they all glorious? 😍👌

What a beautiful garden! 😍

Not my neighbour deciding to buy a Tesla in 2026.

Very interesting indeed. Almost like some news is about to drop linking her closely to Epstein and Maxwell...

When i arrive home from work, my neighbour's cat greets me on my step most evenings. I'm allergic to cats but can't resist a visit from this big, ginger furball.... I think i'm about to steal my neighbour's cat. 👀

Belly up is a sign you're doing a great job as a dog parent. 😆

Probably damage control. Some news story is likely about to drop linking her to Epstein and Maxwell.

I'm thinking a side. Fry isn't get his back blown out by anybody.

😂 i think we're gonna love it!

And she'll be throwing on a few sequins to give us a country music turn at the end of the show too. 😂

Jane's going to Nashville though!? Surely nothing can compete.

I once invited a guy over and we watched Big Trouble in Little China and after the film he said he thought it was rubbish and i knew then there was no future for us.

I loved this film as a kid!

She sounds like a great lady. 🙂

Watching Louis Theroux's manosphere doc. Honestly, if i was dumb enough as a young man to be running around disrespecting women like this my mother would've put an end to me.

Aww, thank you! 😘

Pulling an all-nighter to finish a report is making me feel like an undergraduate again fuelled by Red Bull, ramen noodles and regret.

Will then steadily start asking about your sex life. On your next night out from work, will start getting more touchy, but will blame it on the alcohol the next day. Not that i speak from personal experience though.

He brought his fish for you! 😉

As a former skinny jean wearing millennial, i can't describe how awkward & self-aware i sometimes feel walking around in loose fitting jeans.

Still love the soundtrack he did for The Hours.

They look so blissful and content together. 🥰

The emergency dotter! Love a man who comes prepared! 😂

Who's the turn tonight? Hope you've got a bingo dotter ready! 😂

I was just watching Rebecca More's YouTube episode about the memorial garden she's building for Sophie.

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Yesterday somebody at work asked me if i had a girlfriend and seemed rather surprised when i said 'No, but i've had a few boyfriends though...'

Why is Zara's website so awfully confusing to navigate! Just show me the latest clothes drop, ffs! I don't need to see looped footage of a 'swimwear edit' featuring men diving from the pier and skimming stones across the water.