Nothing like a 3 Hour drive to make me wish I still smoked cigarettes

two women are standing next to each other and waving . ALT: two women are standing next to each other and waving .

“She’s a tech girly and I’m a part-time cheesemonger. We’re looking for a home that’s 15 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, 4 kitchens plus a baby yard. Our budget is 2 quarters rubbed together, a hope, a dream and a prayer.”

- @justbrittanyb.bsky.social living our HGTV fantasy the last month or so.🤣🤣🤣

You’re telling me I have to wait another two years for season 2 of Etoile????

Can I say something amongst friends?

…. I don’t think Amazon should have a telehealth service…

You ever heard Clumsy by Fergie? It’s kinda like that.

First bearded in evening light.

Nothing matters we live on a floating rock.

I just want to be babygirl.

My rifle is so broken. Damn.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Beoncs.

🥹🥹🥹

Yall ever think about how magnets work

Over on the other site Elon Musk said that DOGE stopped $50M of condoms from being delivered to Gaza which Trump the repeated several times but it turns out that was the number for all contraceptive support from USAID everywhere on Earth, of which none went to Palestinians.

was hoping the posts about ICE being downtown was all panic but recieved first hand knowledge that it is happening & they are starting in restaurants - to all my fellow restaurant workers, do NOT let ICE in the kitchen, support your workers & keep ICE out of restaurants
CALL (855) 435-7693 & report

Yeah. It’s been a wonderful transition. I was burnt out and the only thing that I could even remotely stand was the idea of slingin cheese. Lol

I went through this in the Spring… quit my arts nonprofit job to go sell cheese at my local provisions store. Me in 2025: accidental hand model for the cover of a food magazine’s winter 24/25 issue. Lolllll

I’m on the cover of a magazine. Does this mean I’m a real cheese monger now?

New year, ever so slightly different me.

Who knew all I needed was a little time in food and bev to cure me?

Idwtbsiwtbhohilol

“When it comes to close friends I’m the people’s choice.”

I CANT LOVEEE YOU IN THE DARRRRK.

I can’t help it, my mom raised a leader.

“The Internet will end up having destroyed civilization but it will never stop amusing us along the way.”

— me, today