*struggle mealing while Iran targets me with 10,000 missiles*: "I can't wait to buy a big truck"

*watches a bodyslam*: "this is. the of the america Dream... smdh"

Amy was racism the only problem with the ideology of Nazism?

Amy would you say Hitler had some good ideas?

Please god let Iron Jonah be mentioned

A generated edit of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom boxart with a logo that reads: 'I NEED WORK AND ALSO MONEY PLEASE HIRE ME I WROTE A BOOK AND EVERYTHING'

"We must act even more like republicans to beat republicans" is a proven electoral failure that is destined to literally always lose elections. You win by exciting your base, not by appealing a literally nonexistent moderate middle.

In my day this was called "drunk driving"

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Is Esclabor, the Muslim Palestinian knight of the round table, in the show?

They're AI industry bots designed to get boomers buying tokens so they too can totally own Trump with social media posts he will never see or care about

Rahm isn't in the race to even attempt to win. He's in a zionist billionaire spoiler who's only goal is push the other candidates rightward, then lose and walk off with his bribes.

By this logic someone could straight up groom a child as long as they do it under the guise of talk therapy

Libs are literally always hunting for an excuse to throw trans people under the bus

a cartoon character in a tuxedo is kneeling down at a table ALT: a cartoon character in a tuxedo is kneeling down at a table

Kristi when she see he gettin the balloons out the junk drawer

All right wing attacks are projection

Thank you for being on the right side of history Frank ❤️

For corporate media, every day is a Trump Day of Visibility. They report everything he says and record everything he does and thrill over the possibility he might pick up their cellphone calls for a friendly conversation. Meanwhile, if they report on trans people at all, it’s to demonize them.

Any Dem that doesn't support packing the court ASAP isn't fit to hold office

It went on like this for days iirc. Including lots more of Iron Jonah's invisible helmet.

I KNEW I WASN'T CRAZY

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If anything bad happens to Waffles I will never forgive you

The rats all eyeballing the rising water at the bottom of the boat and casting nervous glances at each other

AI donors to Trump's campaigns thank you for using their product

Too tall.

It's AI funded industry bot farms trying to get old boomers to buy a ticket to the slop machine so they too can brutally own Trump