My only complaint is they didn't bring back Margo Martindale to CLEAN HOUSE.

Or run straight to Hog Heaven if you skip the fries and want to see Dee (the best waitress on Guess Rd.)

I literally dreamed about you last night! I was showing you my troll collection and trying to explain my childhood gender theory that you could tell boys and girl trolls apart by their ears (girls round/ boys pointy.) You were unconvinced but really liked my granny troll.

The timeline is so messy! Like did Eleanor bang it out the day after her best friend’s funeral or has it been a month?

Hell yes… this is going to be incredible.

1000% this. I love the show but it's a hard watch not knowing if the concern trolling about Floyd's weight is part of the Lynchian hijinks or not.

It was honestly really nice listening to you guys talk about a movie that you didn't fucking despise for once.
Even though I spent the first 24 minutes of the episode thinking Frank D'Angelo directed it.

Wish I had useful advice to give (moving back to North Carolina from SF was really goddamn hard even with a short stack of privileges) but safety has to be the first priority

The only thing I can say with certainty is that Hansen's Sno-Bliz is the best thing in New Orleans. Parkway tavern is #2.

Margot is a beautiful dog (possibly a Carolina dog but definitely a shelter mutt) that is staring at the camera. She’s in this post and she doesn’t like it.

Wardruna’s runes ain’t made for Nazis - Chicago Reader Wardruna’s fifth full-length was due last June, but due to the pandemic, the Norwegian neo-prog-folk band bumped the release date of Kvitravn to this January. Though Wardruna were born out of Norway’s...

Wardruna has the dread sound you're describing; Kvitravn is my favorite album so far.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhiU...

They also take pains to clarify that their music is explicitly antifascist: chicagoreader.com/music/wardru...

Photograph of the 1978 Warner Brothers promo flag for "One nation Under A Groove." It's a large version of the American flag but way cooler. The blue area with white stars has been replaced with a black box that reads "One nation under a groove" with a shiny disco ball-esque font. The standard red and white stripes are now gold lamé interspersed with the Pan-African colors (red/black/green) and red/white/blue. There is a large black and white Funkadelic logo in the bottom right corner. This flag absolutely fucks.

Flag's already ready

… you’ve just unlocked why I started going gray at 26. Damn.

Screenshot of a tweet by @longwall26. It reads: “My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate the Lord.”

A meme consisting of photos of four very cute tiny kittens held in a human hand. The main text reads: The Bad Word Brothers and over each kitten’s head is a swear written I. A silly font. Upper left reads cunt. Upper right reads bitch. Lower right reads Fuck. Lower left reads shit.

Screenshot of a tweet by @70Ceeks from 2015. 911: What’s your emergency? ME: My dog think he slick.

Meme of a photo of very fluffy white toy poodle with a mischievous facial expression. Over the photo is the following text in neon green: I need at least 12 hours a day of do my own thang time or I get evil

All of these came from my meme folder and made me laugh again tonight.

So pilled I immediately thought of Alex Jones instead of Alex Trebek.

YellowBrickRoad - Trailer 2022 YouTube video by Lightyear Entertainment

Yellowbrickroad from 2010. I haven't stopped thinking about it since I saw it even though I don't remember liking it very much.
Bonus fun: pre-the vvitch Robert Eggers did the costume design

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq6i...

Misread this as "Claire to fame" and my brain immediately threw out "...he's Saffitz-posting again."

Pulp - Wickerman (Lyrics) YouTube video by MV LIRIK

Pulp's Wickerman immediately comes to mind:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJQv...

Obligatory sexxxxy baby voice: “Hendriiiiicks.”

Can you share your standard order? I almost made a special trip there the other day but want to know what you recommend first.

Any republican that tries to make this into something should be required to describe what God’s cock looks like

Reading this while I sit at the pharmacy waiting to get my 2nd MMR shot is a viiiiibe right now.

I can almost feel a migraine starting across the space time continuum from here.

Don't forget Streets of Fire in the "how do I already know every word of a song in this movie I've never seen?" canon.

Since everyone has already covered hypertension, here's a little fun one: It's basically a meme in migraine spaces now but post-migraine the *only* thing I want in this world is salt via McD's french fries or plain ruffled chips.

@jeffjacksonnc.bsky.social I know North Carolina is a bit far from the Kansas state line but it's still the right thing to do.

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Onetab is the fix here: chromewebstore.google.com/detail/oneta...

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

Community voices concern after GOP 1st Congressional District chair, previously convicted of multiple sexual crimes against children, moderates Dare GOP board of ed candidate forum Dare County residents have voiced concerns over the choice of the regional GOP leader—who formerly, during his time of employment as a police officer, was convicted of multiple counts of indecent libe...

"West has 13 separate case files related to sexual crimes against children in the online state court records database, with all charges filed on Aug. 25, 1999."

Really good local reporting on this from the Outer Banks Insider: www.outerbanksnews.org/post/communi...

4 of God's own creation the Little Cesear's Crazy Puffs are photographed in an orange liminal space. One puff has a bite missing revealing that this is a Pepperoni crazy puff -- a muffin shaped pizza to be eaten in 2-3 bites maximum. With crispy lacy cheese melted into layers of dough and pepperoni.

Crazy Puffs alone are a reason to keep on living some days.

It's certainly long enough to be that novel he's alluding to on Instagram.