Fella in front of me in Greggs asked if the chicken rolls are nice. Manager looked him square in the eye and simply said "Try it." The fella did not.

maxie-world's largest goose, sumner, missouri, 1988

maxie-world's largest goose, sumner, missouri, 1988

Elden Ring movie castlist

Patches spotted 👀

I always stop whatever I'm doing to sing along to this if it comes on

Saw a baby dachsund in a Starbucks. He was wearing a little fleece and enjoying a pup cup. That's the good stuff

Hurrah, and also booo

Happy Birthday! 🎉🎂🎉

margot the dog wearing a cap and looking delightful

hatdog hatdog
nothin in the world like a little hatdog

"View your energy bill now!"
No ❤️

I only know Cannonball 🎵

It is time to have a big cry after doing an upsetting task

Condensed Milk-chan

Lovesong used to be my fave Cure but now I have lots of faves of theirs.

I like the standard handful of Cure songs, but then somehow realised I liked a lot more. I cannot honestly say I liked the standard handful of Pixies songs. It'd be nice to, though.

Bargain burger bookends come to those who wait

I only realised I like The Cure about three years ago. Wonder if that will ever happen to me for the Pixies (unlikely)

Woke up a bit ago and a for a couple of seconds my brain forgot that he's gone, and thought he was in the kitchen getting our saturday coffee and croissants ready

Photo I took of these wonderful people (the faces of whom I’ve blacked out) singing happy Birthday to their lovely old dog at a bar I was at tonight in Portland

I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city

Girl in pyjamas chasing a food delivery robot up the street. It's going at quite a pace.

Wizard dog at the coffee shop

Bug on a bus stop

Look at them winning their race

Quarter past two in the small hours and I'm craving banana nesquick

Also the busy lizzie sproutlings have grown 2cm since I got up this morning, they are *keen*

I need Bluesky to work to tell you that I just bought a chicken salad sandwich and when I munched into it there was no chicken. It was still pretty nice though

Mr Swallow Jurasic Park YouTube video by svennis

Psychologist has shown me this so this is my brain for the rest of the day, if not forever

I should probably stop building kitchens in computer games and go to bed

Psychologist in ten hours. 🧠

margot the dog looking disgruntled, wearing a pieced-together crochet coat of hexagon flowers in pink and green. she also has a crochet bonnet tied with a pink bow under her chin

i'm making something

Me and my new pal Posti-Posti out for a jog #NoMansSky