a soft looking and somewhat worn felt swan with a big beak and trailing feathers

thinking about this 1500 year old plush swan made of reindeer wool

A herring gull at the window, demanding chips

This hoodlum has been trying to get in.

A view of Mousehole from the tidal pool, which has no lifeguard cover, Cornwall

Mouse Hole

Looking over yonder to St Michaels Mount, Penzance, Cornwall

Pens Ants

Danger cliffs

It is well dramatic up the arse end of this nation

The Land's End Personalised Signpost Experience hut. The signpost is behind it, guarded by a rope

We opted out of the personalised signpost experience

Land's End, Cornwall. THE BACK OF THE SEA as far as Americans figure it

Today I crept up on the Atlantic from a direction it would never expect

🎵 When there's plates of dried plants
So it smells like your aunt's
That's pot pourray

And I would now like to reiterate: Guy.

I also met an excellent cat and a very good doggy called Winston

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Two herring gulls menace the area from a shed roof

The local lads

It is a verrah nice day down ere

More piney hillsides. Could be Western PA but no, it's Cornwall

Piney Cornish hillsides

Bob Ross would paint the shit out of these woods

Another view of Cornwall, with some fields and a farmhouse and some sheeps

A view of some river or other, with all hills alongside and that, in Cornwall

Views innit

Illustration: a black cat sits on a mantel above a fireplace, pushing a small vase off. Before him is a scene of absolute carnage which he clearly caused. A flat screen tv lies screen down on the floor. There is a smashed vase with scattered flowers. A lacerated cushion with its stuffing spilling out. An upturned footstool. Smashed picture frames. Caption reads “cataclysm”

“Ah you’re home. Like what I’ve done with the place?”
#art #cats

I of course am an ideal seat mate; I have neither snored, nor et stinky crips, nor farted, even silently

What she has decided about me, I could not say. Though I am not the one who has not stopped tappytyping like an Influencer since we left Paddington

I have decided the woman next to me must be an Influencer based on how she types (i.e like someone worried they'll break a nail)

Autism assessment frogs the last thing autistics see before they die, scientists confirm A groundbreaking study has reportedly discovered that the flying frogs from the ADOS assessment appear to autistic people before they die. The study found that the frogs from the book Tuesday, used…

The study found that the frogs from the book Tuesday, used in the standard autism assessment, appear to autistic people in their final moments. In these visions, they seemingly explain the story, allowing autistics to pass to the other side finally at peace.

Also noted: cows, Glastonbury Tor, The Sea

(mood: changeable)

ooh I can see boats

On a train full of strangers who will not stop getting up and down and is2g if one more bugger bumps my arm on the way by I'm gonna scream

You can very much tell that I wrote the 1st Cat Face as opposed to @msdarlizzle.bsky.social

He would have probably been on TV if it wasn't for my episodes.

My mother uses the same phrase in earnest; she thinks it's a genuine compliment and I am so worried she's going to try to use it the next time she's visiting North Carolina, or similar

Hooray for still having the majority of your brain! 🥳

I drew a tiger.