Eating sausages to micro dose dick sucking so I'm immune to gay!
(Is a bit gay already 🌺)
#mothink

Monetise and/or weaponise your weakness

I wanna choke Donald Duck, just to see what noise he would make.

You say GG to mean good game, I say GG to mean good girl 😉.

Just kidding, I mean good gravy. Your Sunday roast would be dry as fuck otherwise, learn to cook...

Is it normal to find the idea of making your fans battle other people's fans fun?

Sometimes I forget I have fans, when people speak to Secret Moth I read and think "Oh hey I know that guy!"

Happiness is hardcapped while in the office environment
#mothink

Saddens me I have no thirst trap art.... I'm working on it for next time!

Sisyphus, but he just jerks it but never reaches it.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
So I draw M'preg Yoda on company time!
#starwars #yoda #mpreg

Support 👏 your 👏 local 👏 numbers 👏 station 👏

And on that note:

12 8 76 3 93 4 7 32 🔔

Drinking water and spitting it into a plant pot is basically french kissing them

I have a curse, a curse that a set of boobs could cure!
In my hands or connected to my chest, I haven't decided yet!

Gods cruelest joke was making bear cubs unbelievably cute and huggable while on the same bastard day made mother bears into the single most dangerous animal on planet... :(

The micro aggression I feel towards Pokémon GO when it accuses me of driving while playing.

Like no mother fucker, I'm walking down the street! You're the bitch that can't tell how fast we're going, don't pin this on me!

I need to impregnate a goblin and I need to do it NOW

I don't have high hopes for Shrek 5, but it will be saved by one thing and one thing only...

If Dragon is well designed as an absolute well aged MILF

I don't mean she's a stereotypical beautiful woman, but Dragon from previous movies but older and MILF.

I need this...

Behold - Me.

#WolfPrinceKai

🐺

Making a game is kind of like being god, I can do whatever fucked up stuff in this digital space created entirely by me!

I'm going to make a fun roller coaster :)

I meant Mari

Wait! Hold up, are Cali and Mark sisters? Can. I take back what I said if that's the case???

All the idols in Splatoon are lesbians. It's either sexual tension or the adoration in the eyes when the other is talking and really I can't when it either. But I know it's there! Go queens!
#moththink #splatoon

Why does one of the DS1 male voices for the player sound like he cums a bit when he gets hit?
#moththink #darksouls

Turning your camera off in a business meeting is liberating, they don't know I'm drawing porn on my tablet!

I mean I could also turn the camera back on to flex and then never get invited to any meetings anymore!

#moththink #drawing #digitalart

People stream with dog/cat cam and cam etc... do people stream with feet cam? I feel like I could become a popular streamer over night this way!
#moththink #streaming

Being on a flight is like being in a zoo and the attendants are the zookeepers being me food when it's mealtime
#moththink

This looks so good, holy hell!
If you don't mind me asking, how did you do the silver edging with the black strip, its been tripping my up with a Gustave cospaly

Oh smash

3500 sweaty nerds in a room listening to Undertale orchestra music, be cringe and be happy!
#undertale #deltarune