AI should make you start all prompts by calling it "computer"

Gotta think bo nix would have lost by a little less

The future is safe from another patriots dynasty

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

Both of these teams would get their asses kicked by either nfc team

Stiddy isn't the guy

This game would be more palatable to watch if I hadn't slowly over the week convinced myself that the broncos might actually be able to win it

It's crazy how fast Sean Payton gives up on the run

Already losing faith in the broncos

I love the broncos defense so much

Bass clarinet is the most rock n roll instrument there is

Damn did bo nix just try to do a no-look pass?

Never in question

Whoops

I think the eagles might be better than the broncos

Having a scoop of tuna salad on a waffle cone

Made it to Australian Disney World!

Took a small portion of an edible before playing tennis yesterday and suddenly became Pete Sampras. Is 35 the right time to become a pothead?

Fists are the best and it isn't close

LAX is the worst goddamn airport

The Nintendo Tariffs

watched a grotesque AI-generated gardening video this morning that had like 300 views and now i'm fucked

A story in two signs above a urinal

"Shouldn't you be able to do that in copilot or chat gpt?" "maybe, but you can't right now" is my current groundhog day conversation at work

Damn I was just about to delete my Twitter account but i logged in to see that I got called a virgin in a group chat and now I'm calling acme

ACAB except K

I've been totally out of touch with movies other than whatever is mentioned on On Cinema in the last year or two, but goddamn the new Count of Monte Christo movie was so good

I think Philly can still pull this off

Tom Brady's watch is pretty goddamn ugly

The Chiefs haven't looked the same since they were shut out by Bo Nix