still trying to put together a trans rights fit
white tee under a pink long sleeve, or pink tee under a white long sleeve?

a youtube video titled “I achieved flow-state by pinching and rolling my balls” with a thumbnail that is just a guy sitting in a car at night

a miserable pile of secrets

Pls make original posts if u are able to. Use a screenshot of britts goals and links. Pls help get past blocks & mutes this is extremely urgent shelter goal that is otherwise going to leave them ON. THE. STREETS 😭😭

Britt urgently needs your help to secure shelter by tomorrow morning!! #MutualAid #HelpSky linktr.ee/hiitsbritt

I completely forgot today is 4/20, and not for the obvious reasons lmao

goku's peanus

goku knows what sex is and loves his wife but when he really wants la petit mort he goes to fight someone who might actually kill him (but only until he's wished back, it's a petite mort not a grand mort)

every time someone complains about having to learn the pythagorean theorem I roll my eyes
it's not that hard unless your brain genuinely isn't wired for math

math rock band called The Theory Pythagoras! with an exclamation point

me: and that’s how they control you. people become willing weapons for the state after being offered basic dignities that all people should be guaranteed in the first place

Guy I just met: and Lenin said this?

me, clutching a copy of Chainsaw Man behind my back: well, kind of

Captain Picard to a pile of black goo: I've smoked bigger resin balls than you, back in my academy days. Number one, fetch my pipe.

when I drove Uber a few years ago I drove some friendly college girl and we talked about music and she was like "have you heard of the strokes" like they were some niche band, and not almost unavoidable if you were in your 20s in the 00's

honestly didn't expect this out of the Strokes, my millennial ass is relieved

Ontologically evil pieces of trash like Jeremy deserve to be shamed back under whatever rocks they decided to crawl out from under.

✅ Verified Molly Shah-Adjacent

Molly Shah never asked for money for herself and yet apparently she’s the world’s greatest scammer. no idea why a lady in Berlin trying to help Palestinians is a pressing issue, but some people are so addicted to this app that having to see pleas for help is a Crime Against Humanity.

what the fuck do you do when so many of you neighbors are so flagrantly disconnected from reality, while cheering on and enabling atrocities?

flat earthers in your area? It's as likely as you dread!

the cynic in me says that they really don't build things like they used to
I mean it's that or climate chaos

also a local factory's new addition took some damage
someone in the FB comments whose husband worked there for decades when it was a mitsubishi factory said that none of the structures received damage like that while he worked there

yeah my town took a scraping for sure, lots of trees down, some onto cars, I haven't checked for a few hours but a big chunk of town was without power (not my place though)

*does a search* yeah I'm not surprised it's pretty common for our brains to belch that one out

That's Phillip Cheesesteak to you, buster

last night was pretty wild, I tend not to take tornado warnings seriously but I told my folks "might be a good idea to go to the basement for this one"
nothing ended up touching down here, but the power went out in the southern part of town when a block of power lines got tilted

Incredible satellite imagery of the tornado outbreak underway across the central United States.

looking at the tornado warnings up and down Illinois like those dudes looked at Lavos damage reports in one of the bad endings of Chrono Trigger

"still" is very funny here. i assume the first time he made more than a few dollars from rapping was after people rediscovered his videos once he was running for mayor.

the Pillow Wizard is one of those wizards strangers make fun of but people who've quested with him speak his name with reverence