If you aren’t food why do you look so tasty???

If you can’t see the pictures because Bluesky is acting up for the 538th time this week, they’re screenshots from multiple news sources about the Onion bidding on Infowars.

a woman is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of her . ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of her .

I like me some good ol Johnny oats

I’ll literally eat you

Love that for them

The Onion is attempting to purchase Info Wars from Alex Jones and I am absolutely living for this. 😂

Dear CEO’s,

Please stop calling your restaurant food a “product” when you review it on TikTok. You aren’t talking to your shareholders in a board room.

Sincerely,
Eat the Rich

I cannot 😔

a man in a white tank top holds a large rock on his shoulders ALT: a man in a white tank top holds a large rock on his shoulders

Sit back and fucking watch me

Should have told her Louisville

We should devalue men

I love when people give me unsolicited advice on my lifestyle and body 🥰

🤣🤣 it’s okay I still love youuuu! I’m fine, the kitties are good, and I have made a vow of abstinence and will be living the rest of my life as a single cat lady. 😂

BESIDES DISAPPEARING FOR A BIT?? NOTHING 😭😭😭😭

Ohhhhhh 😂

Ahhh that makes more sense considering the issue in the skit was that Melenia Trump was in their neighborhood

This is so beautiful 😭

It was much needed… I’m still not feeling 100% and after a very rainy day, stuck at work, I was needing some hot pho.

Well this is extremely reductive…

The new Steam controller is going to be Hall effect 🙌🙌🙌

I’m not a man but I am a child so same

The Ed roast never ends to be fair

You’re probably thinking of the hot rich one, aren’t you

I need to jump back in on this game. It is soooooo good!

This stuff is phocking phantastic

I would buy this in a heartbeat if it wasn’t $90. It’s just a basic controller but with the custom shell. You can buy an Elite 2 right now for $110.

Well the show is in London so it’s probably like here where they make references that only people in New York City would understand.

I can’t remember exactly but I think someone was commenting on how it was weird Melania was there and the guy said “this area has changed so much since they opened that Gail’s.” I assume it’s a store or something.

Oh they were definitely being sarcastic in that scene. I was wondering what the irony was behind it. Massive glamping site makes sense. 😂 The Gail’s one was an offhand comment by one guy to his friends. They were all chilling in the garden and Melania Trump showed up and kept talking about the files

Yeah it’s been really boring lately. They could go so much harder but they’re pulling their punches and so many of the sketches seem irrelevant. The UK sketches were relevant and genuinely funny.