Doc mcstuffins ain't got shit on me. Rescued from a Walt/Charlie tag team. After a little water, a peanut, and a trusting bird letting me look at its wings and legs, we hopped a little, then flew back to the bamboo

Got an interview!!

It's that time of the summer where I miss football so I watch the 2019 LSU season and some of the offensive masterclasses by JD5 from '23.

Father Figure is such a strange song...and yet it is such a bop.

I know that giving you 40-50 year old music takes are the "hot thing" right now, but I'm practically a 36 year old fossil.

I bartended for like 10 years. Not once, did somebody order a "tonic and gin." Not even while piano man was playing.

only if Mike Pence has the courage.

Some days, I just wish my dad invented toaster strudel.

Want me to slice a few in your honor? We are equal opportunity around here. "Y'all means all" and all haha

Technically yes..BUT the US got royally fucked this week, AND I can trace my family to France and also the acadians...so vive la snip snip

Happy beheading day to all those who celebrate. Feeling a little more french today. #nokings

#succulents

Sometimes, you just need to listen to Deloused in the Comatorium by the Mars Volta real real loud. Today was a day for it.

So for the fourth, I am thinking aboutsetting up a mini guillotine and beheading some of my bigger succulents for propagation. Not feeling very American independence, but French revolution with the plants.

Anne hath a problem
Anne hath a solution
Anne hath a will
And when Anne hath a will, Anne Hathaway.

I would love to see if anyone that I might know on here is interested in preventing mass attacks before they happen, or currently using BTAM and knowing how to get out in front of it as we can. This is something we really need, and its just weighing on me, in the current political climate

..In ensuring compliance with the white house EOs and doing when needed to be done to continue what the mission, unfortunately our scope got reduced

p. sure this awful bill made it through the Senate on the one year anniversary from SCOTUS presidential immunity . I love this contry, but celebrate inependence day this year? Im two states away from a concentration camp in florida with deputized alligators?

I just know ju-lyin..its only the 1st

You must be in Louisiana if lunch is driving to the gas station to get some boudin balls.

People ask me, why do you have so many plants. I actually have a genetic condition, where my body, can't produce it's own plants, and so I have to supplement.

Yes, I agree — it would be terrible. Please do NOT share this information!!!

Jamie Raskin-Constitution expert extraordinaire

Explaining article 1 & how the framers defined the role of the President.

My dog hates baths. But I'm a millennial so all I hear is him being like "I don't want no scrubs".

Gonna be really weird watching Top Gun: Maverick now.

I have jury duty on Monday. You think they'll get mad if I ask "hey when does someone say 'I object?' just anytime there's a lull?"

Miley lied, there's no party here right now.

Happy "trebek is getting a tattoo" day to any that widh to celebrate.

I call this cardinals "aspiring pope"..he's like "you talkin about me bitch?"

Charlie said fuck your blue jay