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Posts by Chris Hall
A cat laying on its back, bendy paws in the air. A tear rolls down its cheek as it stares upwards at nothing at all. A speech bubble contains the word ‘no’. Caption: catatonic
Catatonic.
#art
A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.
Whatever you do,
Two unlikely game studios have joined forces to create Forbidden Solitaire.
Illustration: a pink cat playing videogames sitting on a big cushion surrounded by snacks. Text reads “I love my dumb little games”
Just a dumb little guy playing his dumb little games
#art #games
Where's that old QEMM disk when you need it?
(fake) Tom Scott video thumbnail featuring 1973's The Wicker Man. "Can this ritual bring their apples back?" I will be blocking anyone who makes an "oh god the bees" reference, that is a different movie not worthy of discussion.
"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."
Illustration of a black cat slurping noodles from a skull bowl
If you don’t slurp noodles from the skull of your enemy did you really even defeat them?
#Art #CatsOfBluesky
Illustration of a black cat with huge yellow eyes sat atop a small table. A smashed vase of flowers lays on the floor which was very obviously pushed off the table by the naughty kitty. Cat speech bubble reads “first of all, how dare you”
Illustration of a ginger cat doing cat noises with accompanying text that reads “let me sing you the song of my people”
An orange cat dreams of being kaiju sized and going on a rampage of destruction through a city, shooting laser beams from his eyes while people flee in terror. Text reads “Dream Big”
Illustration, red on white, of a cat happily bashing away at their computer keyboard even though there are warning windows on the screen that read UH OH and ALERT. Text reads “havin’ fun on my ‘puter” Also the monitor is on fire.
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Listen, I didn't want to do Dr. Strangelove ... (1964) this week, but this man is obviously a psychotic.
Kubrick's satire is important for working through Trump's purposely vague threat that invokes the terror of nuclear fears and the truth that the POTUS is a terrorist, a psychotic terrorist.
Illustration: The grim reaper sat on a sofa gesturing toward three cushions, all of which have pictures of cemetery headstones on them. Text reads “grave reaper cushions”
Dire consequences, or as I like to call them…
Illustration of baby Honkasaurus emerging from a pink spotted egg amongst yellow and brown foliage
Baby Honkasaurus
a mock up of a vintage style movie poster, with a bright yellow background featuring red, white, and black elements. the title reads "Please Margaret NO" and shows a well groomed man in a suit looking terrified, as a woman with curled hair and red lipstick holds her mouth open in a broad smile. the text below reads "he was a man with the world's largest collection of live butterflies and she wanted to eat them all". a motif of black and white butterfly silhouettes floats along the top of the poster.
please enjoy this "vintage movie poster" I saw in a dream which was so funny to my subconscious that I immediately woke myself up to write it down for later
Gardens above Castle Greifenberg 🌱
Illustration: an intentionally crudely drawn kaiju’s foot which is crashing Monty Python style out of the top of frame to smush a tank flat while people run in terror. Motivational text reads “a journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step”
A Single Step.
#art #MotivationalKaiju
Wow, I never knew that.
【𝕀 𝕎𝕆ℕ'𝕋 𝕃𝔼𝕋 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝔾𝕆...】
"All I can do is comb my hair and wait for him.
That way when he comes back with his camera,
he'll take my picture again."
₊˚⊹♡
#fatalframe #fanart
I was asked to give my thoughts on generative AI usage in games - here they are!
A four panel comic! Sarah holds up a set of cat stairs. SARAH: We bought some cat stairs! They're placed by Sarah and Stef's desks in their studio. Stef is sat at his computer, Toby is investigating the cat stairs. SARAH: We wanted a way for Pesto to get on our desks without clawing up Stef's legs, but... Sarah and Stef adoring a happy Toby who is lying on the cat stairs. Pesto is in shot, looking up at Stef. SARAH: They've become Toby's new favourite cat hangout spot! Pesto leaps up Stef's legs, claws out, gremlin mode. SARAH: ...Pesto still chooses to claw up Stef's legs. OUR SUPER ADVENTURE By Sarah Graley & Stef Purenins
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Graffiti reads: IN THE FUTURE, EVERYONE WILL WANT TO BE ANONYMOUS FOR FIFTEEN OUTES
Morning Bluesky.
Illustration of a shark and a seal in a car driving with the words "The horrors persist but so do I"
Illustration of a mako shork with the words "head empty, no thoughts"
Summer is a-coming in.
Illustration of a smol round dog with a daisy collar/cone, tilting his head slightly. Text: You got this
i told olivia about how people use radio transmitters to track seals and we both just started crying laughing because of how their goofy little hats look. every single time it makes me sob. because like. look at them.
You know the best way to kill AI? Don't use it. Don't buy it. Don't share it. Don't give the people who use it your labour or your money.
Sure would be a shame if everyone downloaded these free eBooks and told their friends about it and retweeted this
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That's so fascinating.