Sorry, only Six in the City.

(I don’t know why I thought that was so funny, but once it popped into my head, I had to type it to get it back out.)

Somehow the emperor now has 600% LESS clothes.

I’m pretty sure what he meant was:

“…the language on the Referendum was extraordinarily brilliant. As everyone knows, I am a purposefully unintelligible and deceptive person…”

I think what he meant to type was:

“…the language on the Referendum was extraordinarily brilliant. As everyone knows, I am a purposefully unintelligible and deceptive person…”

So then Satan must have created fungi.

Sorry, just playing devil’s advocate here! 🤣🤣🤣

So, three?

Opinion:

The Washington Post plunges America deeper into the authoritarian abyss

“The Washington Post: Democracy dies in darkness. We’re helping turn off the light switches.”

And on Northern Earth.

Let’s not forget the Randomly Capitalized Words. Thank you for your attention to This Matter! — FDT

And whatever you do, Don’t Look Up.

He has LOTS of principles! He has so many that he can change them out for a new set every day!

Nah, she’s coming for Karoline Leavitt’s job.

Maybe she was auditioning to be Karoline Leavitt’s replacement.

FA, FO. For farmers who voted for Trump, you deserve whatever you get. For any who voted for Harris, my sympathies and good wishes.

Duh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

Iran is unlikely to appear in the FIFA World Cup, because they’re being bombed by the inaugural winner of the FIFA Peace Prize.

FINALLY!!! Trump and the Republicans have rolled out their fantastic new healthcare plan!

Not all of them, just 97.631%. I did a poll. And I do only the BEST polls, so the margin of error is 0.000%. Thank you for your attention to this matter! — FDT

My theory: He is indeed playing 3-D chess. He just sucks at it.

Iran: “We are blocking passage through the Strait of Hormuz.”
US response: “Oh yeah?? Then we’re going to blockade the Strait of Hormuz!”

Understatement of the century: We are not led by strategic geniuses.

He’s gone. Buh-bye.

Thank you, Hungary, for showing us how it’s done!

What is this…this…”Constitution” of which you speak?

“…the meeting went well…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They have twice as many standards as the Democrats! One set for themselves and another for everybody else!

Yes.

Didn’t she come to the US on an Epstein visa? I suppose I might have heard that wrong.

Thought I’d heard she came to the US on an Epstein visa. Maybe I heard that wrong.

Cool, now do voter registration.