Health Centre waiting room display screen. The message reads “Ms Leah Commandeur to <REDACTED> in Ground Floor Room 4”

I LOVE YOU LEAH COMMANDEUR.

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So “Sorry I can’t come down to meet you, I’m dressed like a whore” is a thing I typed into the wrong chat today. Luckily in a place where it was likely to be well received nevertheless.

Feeld was an utter waste of time. Then I made the mistake of falling for a friend, which ended traumatically. So inevitably…

* makes the notification sound *

It’s actually way better than expected – I feel so empowered at last ☺️

#CarBrain entitlement is “I have to use the pavement as a parking space because where I would normally park is closed”. The exchange ended thusly:

“But you’re not in a wheelchair”

“No but I give a shit about society which is the difference between you and me”

OMG

Turns out lowering bills, protecting the NHS and rebuilding our public services is really popular.

This is just the beginning - people are seeing through the attacks and demanding something better.

And we're making hope normal again - together.

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There is no such fucking thing as "trans hormones"

Bravo! I’ve only managed “take the very similar personal laptop with you by mistake” (twice).

obviously today is a huge embarrassment for Matt Goodwin and for Reform, which is something that we absolutely ought to celebrate, but we must also remember it's a huge embarrassment for Morgan McSweeney and Maurice Glasman and all the Blue Labour weirdos, and that's important to celebrate too :)

Hard to see that happening in a borough that voted for Susan Hall eh.

Prisoner cell block HRH.

This is what happens when unqualified people are allowed to fulfill something on an engineering checklist.

Do we let ignorant people design and install car parking? No. So we have to stop doing it with bike parking. Speak up, make friction for your leaders that allow this ridiculousness.

Oh I love her. Please do a thing together in London!

Half term is the best of all halves, as my seat on tube readily attests.

No, local-first Ai machine company, I do not want you following me. I want you destroyed.

My favourite episode! I had the pleasure of recording Patrick a few times in the early 90s in my previous career.

The fact of Valentine's Day is mere coincidence but I doubt I shall ever send anything more romantic to someone than the 112 characters (including white space) of prose I did today.

Nothing brings out homicidal feelings quite like traversing Westminster Bridge by foot.

My hand with chrome light blue nails against an old German Peter Stuyvesant advertising calendar featuring a stylised graphic of the tail plane of a Jumbo Jet. The calendar is of the type that is manually set using wheels. The date reads “Samstag 14 Februar”

Not very Valentines-y but welcome back Chrome Blue

I’ve just seen the phrase social-first executions on a slide deck and I hope I don’t read anything more terrifying this week.

18.00 BLAKE'S SIX SEVEN A ragtag band of space rebels work to defeat the tyrannical Federation by doing a stupid thing with their hands.

VIEWER'S COMPETITION SHORTLIST: we're posting two fave #ceefauxviewerscompetition entries each weekday and will count up the most likes/comments/reshares in 24 hours. 6/20 by @nekomatic.bsky.social

Three years gone, but not forgotten by your community. 🏳️‍⚧️💔

RIP Brianna.

Mirror selfie. I’m wearing a very cropped black crochet wrap top with the words “Generic SLUT” written on my chest in lipstick.

The good thing about knowing a lot of neighbours is that that there’s always someone available to write on you at short notice.

This might not be in line with modern thinking on relaxation but I feel a strong need to take a long bath while drinking vermouth.

In the constituency, embittered labour campaigners have started their slow march into an "inevitable defeat." The wording comes from HQ themselves who are briefing journalists they don't expect to win m

Labour is briefing that they know they won't win the Gorton and Denton by election.

The Greens are favourites and are the only party that can stop Reform.

Lower bills, tax the rich, protect the NHS. We will win.

Exclusive: Zack Polanski Accuses Nigel Farage Of 'Running Scared' Of Head-To-Head Debate The Reform leader said "if you pick a fight which a chimney sweep you get covered in soot".

We have 400 volunteers on the streets of Gorton and Denton today.

Labour are out of it. It's Greens vs Reform.

Lower bills, tax the rich, protect the NHS. We will win.

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I went to a Warp Event there in 2005 :)

This bastion of moral virtue has opinions about the Green Party.

Just remember that as they continue to attack us.

This is who they are. Mask is off.

One of the most memorable British Leyland brochure covers of the '70s was for its detailed full-range car line-up. The clever artwork turned the company's 'plughole' logo into something akin to Birmingham's 'spaghetti junction' motorway intersection, a showcase for various BL models. #weirdcarbs