Babygirl wears her new boots outside for the first time. She did so good !!!!

Today I was swarmed by 6yo summer campers who needed to ask me : "are you a firefighter?" (I am not) "who is your husband?" (I don't have one) & one just kept waving her hands at me and saying "Get Out" (actually spooky tbh)

today a bunch of 6yos let me know why they think "Maybe" is a funny name and I think it is also pretty funny that one of them was named T*sla

Omg congrats !!!! The Ty Pennington of wildlife habitat

Got the job !!!!!!! They're curator of a museum

Awake ! All night ! The night before Big Interview. Coughing til I dry heave lollll

1 year of being f*ggots togetherrrrr

POV the third wheel on ur date is a very jealous puppy

Good thing bad drawings are more interesting

Drawing is hard and I'm not good at it anymore

If straight people were a chip flavour would they be salt and vinegar or ketchup ???

If asexuals were a chip flavour it would be all-dressed

Deep winter vibes

So cool to feel the abundance of the gifts of creation ( the humans and more-than-human-s who love me )

Yes.... but also yes????

[ Gay Yearning/ ]

Larissa and I are trying to make time to play this u should joinnnn

She broke two U-Line dolly wheels

Moving this Big Judy today

My nemesis is in Florida and messaged my trans gf a poolside selfie for her birthday captioned '27C'

Birthday ski BIRTHDAY SKI

How To Blow Up A Pipeline

Welcome to Restaurant ! What you like, ma'am???

What's the most embarrassing interaction u ever had with a cashier ?

February mood board

Oooooo wow

It fell out of fashion to say in public but they never stopped saying it in private