but I'm not in any group ch- ... oh.

How dare you spend the money you earn

Your name is on everybody’s lips. And not before time

Yes. You deserve it

Contrary to reports, being alive actually pretty okay sometimes

✨today is the first day of the rest of my life✨ spent paying off a mortgage

Twitter was fun because it asked the question "how bad can a website before you stop interacting with it a hundred times a day" and it turns out there was an answer

I am being asked to WORK my actual JOB during BUSINESS HOURS of a WEEKDAY. Don't they know who I am

Love this for you. You will be tremendous at it

It’s this

I love how the scope increases by an order of magnitude per book. What a trilogy

Barton Springs for sure. Both Franklins and Terry Black bbq. Gourdough’s doughnuts. I’m extremely jealous

These are insanely good. You are insanely talented

The Friday Vibe is touching a computer and listening to Lana Del Ray