The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.

I had to work today and it still feels like a fake Sunday. Sunday night blues included.

I just can’t see or hear her without pissing myself every single time over the fact she added an S to her name because of numerology.

Without the M.

Amid 'Nazi salute' allegations, Musk tells German crowd there's 'too much focus on past guilt' Musk told a gathering of thousands of supporters of the far-right AfD that their party was "the best hope for the future of Germany".

This is fine. M

Hopefully they’ve added a shit load of flavouring to it, otherwise it might be an experience akin to drinking bong water.

I feel genuinely grossed out.

Ew. Why?

Thank you. So many are ignorant to this pretty basic reality.

Fyi the reason a lot of others will often say 'appears to do X' before a conviction is recorded is because rich fuckers can bankrupt outlets very easily regardless of who wins in a court of law

I just don’t understand why Pratt doesn’t spend a few bucks of that wasteful spend on not having fucking horrid hair.

I don’t know, being absolutely massive hypocrites who shun their apparently unwavering values so easily seems to be their exact history.

Here a side-to-side comparison between Hitler and Musk and their salute...

you decide if this isn't a nazi salute

Mid to late 90s is my vague recollection. Really ramped up in the early 2000s.

BUT if you want to do your thing your way, get a Plaud. Slips onto the back of your phone (magnetised) and records. For a monthly fee it’ll also automatically transcribe it. Very nifty.

It does tell the other party they’re being recorded, be warned!

One call transcribed seamlessly! Now I’m panicking.

Has anyone used the iPhone call record and transcribe feature a bit? Recording works a treat but the transcribing is super buggy. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. Just a lil spinning wheel and not much else. Is it too long? Help!

8 years is a very long time.

Was there some kind of industrial design competition to craft the most uncomfortable seats possible for Sydney buses? Bravo to whoever won. Truly exceptional work.

That’s amazing!

You should print little cards with answers to the most common questions on them and hand ‘em out.

Imagine if Obama hadn’t put his hand on the Bible while taking the oath.

Easier for everyone if you just stop being a selfish and inconsiderate cunt?

Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

I shouldn’t have to see it in the first place. You don’t have consent, nor the right, to spam an open platform with explicit material.

Label this as explicit content, for fuck’s sake.

Mine is absolutely beautiful to drive!

The Trump YMCA dancing video is perhaps the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a whole heap of truly gay stuff in my lifetime.