This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.
A man just sloppily ambled by my car, chest-heaving as he pounded out his 1.5 mile per hour pace. He was either a high homeless man, or a late-middle aged dude who realized for the first time in his life that he should get some exercise.
Either way I did the subtle reach to lock the doors.
The marginal details of the David Lynch memorial at the Burbank Bob’s Big Boy are what make it.
I still go to the store and shop for my own groceries.
Evolution has changed things--men used to need to go hunting and kill their food to keep them and their family alive.
Doing your own shopping is now equivalent to that. I am Jason, I am alpha male.
So you can imagine my disappointment when I woke up this morning to find it had only been a dream. I potentially have to do that whole thing over again, and survive another plane crash.
Cuz surely I would never be involved in two plane crashes in one lifetime.
Last night I had a very vivid dream that I survived a plane crash. And there was such relief that came from knowing that I had survived a plane crash. It was sort of like inoculating myself from ever dying in a plane crash
The biggest thing that changes as you become an adult is that the time spent being concerned about spiders takes a dramatic drop.
I just learned something horrifying that I will now burden you with for the rest of your life:
There are over 10,000 rare diseases. 30 million Americans will develop a rare disease. So what that means is—getting a rare disease is not very rare at all.
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
I call bullshit
America—where a rapist can be elected president—but we’ll be damned if we’ll let a rapist become Attorney General. There are still barriers to break 🫡
I basically agree, but don’t you think “it’s the economy, stupid” might have been insurmountable?
On a plane to Florida.
I’m not familiar with these new racial slurs but hate has no place in America!
These tech corps really have left us with the memory/attention span of goldfish. The Platonic ideal of a consumer. Mission accomplished.
I’m 42 and I accept.
As always, please check your kids candy. We found an M18A1 Claymore anti-personnel mine in a bag of fun size M&M's #halloween #safety
#3 sounds dangerous, sir
Personal bio facts that didn’t make the final cut:
Assistant to the Stars
Subject matter expert
Hotdog water aficionado
Will post for food
Are you still even alive?
