I would kill for that Elon mug

I've never been more proud of the Path of Exile community as that moment

I too like getting health advice from a guy who sounds like Darth Vader and looks like Immortan Joe

fuck yeah

One of the biggest disappointments of my adult life is when Ween cancelled the 25th anniversary of Chocolate and Cheese show in Philly.

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

I have two types of playlists - rap/hip hop or rock and peppered with super depressing Randy Newman songs.

Things Will Fall Apart - Louise Cole The Man - The Killers Ween - Things You Already Know Sail Away (2002 Remaster) - Randy Newman

one Jason assed playlist -

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Kash does not rule everything around him

jobs listings in publishing are like

-requirements: 10+ years experience, track record of winning prestigious awards, willingness to forgo all life priorities in favor of late nights and weekend labor

-salary: $23,000 with no benefits

remember when celebrities seemingly randomly started coming out talking about how much they loved NFTs and thought it was super valuable and the future?

1 step away from standing up and shouting "I AM TILLY NORWOOD! WE ARE ALL TILLY NORWOOD!"

But he plays the guitar so he must be soulful

Lawyer: Your Honor, Mr Springsteen is guilty of negligence. Instead of a sailor, Mr Springsteen hired, and I quote, “a jukebox graduate for first mate.” In what world is this a qualification?? And it gets worse! Mr Springsteen continues “she couldn’t sail but she sure could sing.”

Your Honor, this

What even leads to this kind of behavior? Sick shit. All of these people should be under a jail

Portal of Actual Evil

Me, in a black Sinister Minnesotans t-shirt and plaid pants, holding a white ceramic casserole dish that says “Suspicious Hot Dish” on the side.

A close up of the white ceramic casserole dish that says SUSPICIOUS HOT DISH in black font

The Onion cartoon of ICE beating a Minnesotan who is wearing a black top that says Sinister Minnesotans and is holding a casserole dish that says Suspicious Hot Dish

I FINALLY HAVE A SUSPICIOUS HOT DISH CASSEROLE DISH

I am so stoked 😂

Street Fighter | Official Trailer (2026 Movie) YouTube video by Paramount Pictures

I want to see the new Street Fighter movie after watching this ludicrous trailer.

50 Cent as Balrog in new Street Fighter Movie

Balrog been hit with a few hadoukens, but he don't walk with a limp (he aight)

Doubling down on being a piece of shit

Ginsberg not retiring at age 80 after 20 years on the bench was one of the great disasters of modern liberalism, and it blows my mind that so many liberals still stitch her face onto tote bags.

DOGE Cuts Left U.S. Unable to Help Americans Stranded in Iran War Zone Foreign service officers fired in Elon Musk’s workforce purge warn the State Department is unable to help Americans stranded in the Middle East.

theintercept.com/2026/04/12/a...

When Donald Trump dragged the U.S. into war with Iran, Americans were left stranded in the Middle East.

Why was our government unprepared to respond?

Maybe because Secretary Rubio and DOGE fired hundreds of State Department employees whose job it was to help in a crisis.

Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas

Only 12 more days until the

thankee, sai