her name should be sabrina singer

So say we all

Who was he in first contact???

with the ar visualization this looks cool as hell.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

It won’t happen but god I hope this flops

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When a cat is sleepin' real hard and you pet her and she makes a little "activation noise" rt if you agree

We in 1G territory

Windows protected your PC. Microsoft Defender SmartScreen prevented an unrecognized app from starting. Running this app might put your PC at risk. App: MicrosoftEdgeSetup

Microsoft Windows warns me that the Microsoft Edge installer could put my PC at risk and c'mon man.

I hope you have the best time

This is Achrioptera manga, a giant phasmid or stick insect native to Madagascar.

The specific epithet, "manga" means blue in Malagasy & it's not hard to see why. Only males are blue.

The tiny back wings ("alae") are an example of brachyptery: they're useless for flight, but have other functions.

They are really good. Contain annoying baby goats.

that's two pieces, you fucking idiot

Hex, looking through a box: “this isn’t earrings, this is a little dinosaur skeleton”

The original “I’m baby”

But for Stella, it was Wednesday

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Boomer the tuxedo cat sleeping in a shrimp position with his front paws folded under his chin

Get a job

This at NYNY? The chocolate bar is heavenly

Bottom left has plenty of open space, lots more opportunity for buttons

Happy birthday!!!

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Me in a mirror. I have bold blue eyeshadow and thick black eyeliner; highlighter and glitter EVERYWHERE; gold accessories on my ears, neck, wrist, and fingers; I’m am wearing a red Deftones shirt cut to show side cleavage with a leopard print bra, and silver shiny pants with a thick black belt. You can’t see my shoes, but they will be glittery rainbow converse hitops.

Let’s rock 🤘

A low profile ceiling fan with RGB lighting, it’s currently emitting a cool blue-green spectrum

I made this

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"People won't work if you give cash."

The evidence keeps piling up: guaranteed income increases employment and improves job quality.

In CA pilots, full‑time jobs rose up to 2x vs control; higher‑quality jobs 3x.