bUT wHAt Do YOU EXpEct THE dEMOcRAtS To do thEYRe in the minORIty!!!!11!

Imagine having to work with this guy every day. ffs. 🤦‍♂️

but instead of water, it's sulfuric acid. yay!

Grew up in the philly area, so i think scrapple is ours.

what is scrapple you might ask?

"a traditional mush of fried pork scraps and trimmings combined with cornmeal and wheat flour, often buckwheat flour, and spices"

scrapple

[alt text] An image of a smiling Black woman who is wearing a black hat, glasses, and a dark coat with ruffled shirt. Words at the bottom read: 1930 - 2026 Dr. Gladys West, the mathematician who made GPS possible has died at age 95.[end alt]

Opinion | Measles Took My Daughter. This Is What I Want Everyone to Know.

“What I didn’t know was that measles can cause long-term complications. A child can seem fine while the virus slowly replicates in her brain… Because both Britain and the United States are confronting outbreaks, I am sharing my story. Parents should know just how dangerous this disease is.”

Fuck yes.

Top bullfighter 'seriously injured' after bull's 10cm gore perforates rectum Jose Antonio Morante Camacho, dubbed 'king of the bullfighters' by some publications, has reportedly suffered a "very serious" injury after a bull gored him as a medical reports reveal an injury to hi...

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

To be fair, her editor wrote those books.

View at Coors Field baseball game. POV right field side looking towards home plate. Green manicured grass and some clouds in the sky.

Rockies vs. Dodgers

says the guy who cut off a raccoon's penis to save for later...

"Got you suckin' off Muppet's for Bisquick and contracts and shit
Printed on the back of Triscuits and served rectally"

"I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

what a time to be alive

We can tell.

Florida surgeon charged with killing man after removing liver instead of spleen It wasn't the first time the surgeon cut out the wrong organ.

Spleen. Liver. Who’s to say what’s what really?

Tea-minus 10 seconds to launch…

found it:

Why is it so hard to find who the co-sponsors are? grrr.

what a loser.

screenshot of a tweet from Holden Shearer @HoldenShearer that says: Someone should probably tell the rich that workers banding together to present formal address of grievances is the alternative we worked out a long time ago to breaking down the factory owner's front door and beating him to death in front of his family? I feel like they forgot.

I keep thinking this is the same article popping up in my feed 1-2 times per wekk, but nope. It's another one.

Trump’s Acting A.G. Says He Won’t Release Even One More Epstein File Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche is behaving like he has no authority to release anything else.

Yes, go after Bondi, but this little bitch needs to be brought to heel as well.

oh well. can't leave the auditorium. guess i'll just have to piss on charlie kirk then. 🤷‍♂️

Screenshot of a news headline and first paragraph of text that says: Sam Altman calls for calmer Al debate after home attack OpenAl CEO Sam Altman has urged for de- escalation in Al discourse after a Molotov cocktail was thrown at his San Francisco home. In a blog post, he linked the attack to heightened tensions over Al, acknowledged underestimating the power of words, and shared personal reflections alongside a rare family photo. The incident comes amid legal scrutiny and growing public debate over Al's societal risks and governance.

Maybe.

Maybe not.

Maybe fuck yourself.

Conservative thinking is so unpopular they literally have to lock the kids in.

Dafuq?

My dad always got a chuckle out of the name of NASCAR racer Dick Trickle.

For decades, I’ve donated to my local PBS station. Now I’m taking a different approach.