painting of a cockatoo making a video call with another cockatoo via a pink flip phone

cockatiels gossiping

painting of cute little birds on a tree

more birds

RAN THRU 10: Edge Fest

Starring
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And
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paternal joy is cool actually

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

a blue pyramid is floating in the air with clouds in the background ALT: a blue pyramid is floating in the air with clouds in the background

there’s low key never been a realer bitch

a stylized 3d illustration of an alien with a suitcase walking out of my head, which has a desk and computer inside.

clocking out

a cat flying a kite and looking concerned, thinking "do i go back to enjoying myself (probably evil) or do i process this thought that just fell into my lap (agony)".

#catcrumb

The full cast of ELDEN RING (A24, 2028) has been announced. We don't have roles, but the players will be:

Tom Burke
Kit Connor
Ruby Cruz
Jefferson Hall
John Hodgkinson
Emma Laird
Havana Rose Liu
Sonoya Mizuno
Nick Offerman
Jonathan Pryce
Peter Serafinowicz
Cailee Spaeny
Ben Whishaw

[screenshot of Heatfreeze Island from Mario & Luigi: Brothership with penguins visible in the distance and the caption "extremely small and distant penguin"] [close-up views of the penguin in question] Source: DogToon64, models.spriters-resource.com/nintendo_switch/marioluigibrothership/asset/525909

Mario & Luigi: Brothership contains an extremely cute model of a decorative baby penguin that appears only outside the playable area and is never seen up close. Below is a detailed view of the model to appreciate the penguin.

Save 90% on En Garde! on Steam En Garde! – the swashbuckler action game! Battle graceless guards and nefarious noblemen in fast-paced fights full of spectacle. Use the environment, your wit and your blade to teach them all a lesson...

Just noticed that En Garde is going SUPER cheap right now. 90% off. Cheapest its been by far.

Very fun little swashbuckling adventure with a focus on using stuff in the environment as much as stabbing people.

Hey everyone just when you thought you were safe this is going to be my personality again

CATSATURDAY CONTINUES SLUGGO IS WALKING DOWNTOWN WITH A CAT LAYING ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD, THEY BOTH HAVE VERY HAPPY EXPRESSIONS

CATSATURDAY CONTINUES

Ludwig Kietzmann @Ludwigk Hi, sorry I haven't responded to your text, video games basically don't have loading screens anymore 11:01 pm • Nov 15, 2020

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In a huge post-Tax Day sale, the TurboTax collector’s edition price has been slashed to just $30.
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Remembering when they tried making us so "how can I serve you" and "my pleasure" at jewel and all the customers thought it was weird so they told us to stop

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Many blessings of spring this week. Birds and bunnies and squirrels outside my window, deer and herons in the empty lot nearby, teenagers screaming obscenities at the top of their lungs, and of course, the cum trees are out in full force.

Are you a *nudge* you know...
*wink* a (slide whistle noise)
*eyebrow wiggle* a (clown honking noise).

NANCY HAS MET SLUGGO DOWNTOWN HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)

WOIMSDAY

maybe new familiars

How often do you want to be asked about it?

rites those beings invisible to most . . . . . . who are perhaps too small to attract much notice. well . . . someone must still remember. 4 panels of a snail getting ghost rites

little daoist comic. he has a name but i'm holding onto it for now.

"Cauliflower rice risotto" should I kms? Is that what you want?

Commit like 15 years ago and also probably not pokemon

Super cute page from a PC Engine CD (Turbografx CD) manual explaining how to take care of your CD ROM.

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

a simple drawing of a purple cat curled up captioned "the dearest wish of a little animal like me is to be warm when i want to be warm."

#catcrumb