The President of the United States had his pedophile best friend murdered in a federal prison run by his Attorney General. An AG whose own father had previously hired said pedophile to teach children at The Dalton School when that pedophile lacked any kind credential qualifying him to be a teacher.
even completely disregarding the ghoulish defacing of the dead, this is perhaps the pinnacle of modern corporations being utterly fucking terrified of doing anything new. They would rather cast a movie with moving death masks.
THE YEAR IS 2026.
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, A NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHIC RACIST CRIMINAL IN THE GRIPS OF ADVANCED DEMENTIA HAS DECLARED "I WON'T USE THE WORD 'WAR'" ON IRAN & IS FIGHTING WITH THE POPE.
HE'S DEVELOPING AN AI PSYCHOSIS AND BELIEVES HE IS GOD.
HE HAS NUCLEAR LAUNCH AUTHORITY
If people not having money isn't the problem why are auto loan delinquencies at a 32 year high?
Because something is causing people to compromise their mobility in a country where having a car is a near necessity, and that something isn't vibes.
Quick question for the "Vibecession" folks, why are auto loan delinquencies at a 32 year high?
Because I can assure you the answer isn't vibes.
Lmfao a trans woman wrote a short story called I identify as an attack helicopter and got her entire life destroyed but being a serial sexual predator as a white cis dude just has no consequences this is such a cool world we live in
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
they like Trump and they want to help him. This is why 3% unemployment under Biden was presented in headlines as a failure and rising unemployment under Trump gets "the plan is working" headlines.
“You’re alienating half of your audience by being political”
Motherfucker, my “audience” is people who aren’t pieces of shit, who care about others. That’s who I make stuff for.
There is no “other half”.
I like this because it articulates the conservative concept of freedom in a nutshell. You have the freedom to do x, except you don't, because I don't want you to. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Kid says they're trans, NYT is skeptical and concerned. Guy says God teleported him to Waffle House, well, NYT just reports the facts
Instructive how we get work from home policies when the wealthy elites fuck shit up so badly that commuting to the office becomes a genuine problem for society, followed by return to office mandates to prop up wasteful commercial real estate portfolios & the egos of useless control freak managers
"I don't know if you heard me praying but I did over a thousand"
Counterpoint, the vulnerable populations aid workers serve probably shouldn't be put at the mercy of people who didn't actually volunteer to be aid workers when we could just properly fund the orgs and people who actually want to do this work instead
A lot of people suggest this but as an AmeriCorps VISTA alum I’d push back by saying it’s important people volunteer for service because they’re working closely with vulnerable populations and there’s a ton of room for abuse.
*cough* gender.
If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.
Portal gun - easy peezy trigger squeezy
“The purpose of a system is what it does”
-Stafford Beer
They gang raped him with a knife, it was caught on video, the entire country has seen it, this is their official response
Before calling the cops one should always ask themself if "people with guns who have legal immunity for the consequences of their own violence" is a path towards the solution they desire
Straight up white thing sorry. Regardless of individual experiences across the board white people have more foxes in the henhouse than anybody else.
That’s why we’re about to get a leftist senator with Nazi tattoos who was a mercenary & worked at a torture chamber. Can’t happen with anybody else.
Hopefully everyone realizes this time why every single architect of the Iraq war should have been tried and imprisoned for war crimes
That's literally the job of a candidate running for office. Motivating people to vote for you. That's why you campaign. That's the whole thing
Thinking that it's more reasonable to change the minds of 90 million people than it is to change the behavior of one single political candidate is kind of wild, especially because the only practical way to do the former is through the latter.
Dan Halen from Squidbillies
My guy grew the chin-beard so we wouldn't realize he's actually Dan Halen from Squidbillies
One was a truck driver, the other worked for Oregon Corrections Enterprises teaching prisoners upholstery skills
This is a really good example of what we mean when we say behaviors are criminalized by race. Wearing sports apparel with melanin in your skin is enough proof to have you labeled a gang affiliate, tattooing a hate symbol without it makes you an “authentic” representative of young soldiers.
It’s funny because the government sent a bunch of random people to CECOT for doing things like wearing a Bulls logo…
A US submarine sinking a lonely, dinky Iranian surface ship an ocean away from the theater of the main conflict—and 9000
miles from North America—makes it pretty clear the US is fighting a general war, without the declaration required by the Constitution. www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...