Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations:

Alphabet: 8.01%
AT&T: 4.6%
Meta: 3.57%
General Motors: 3.09%
Amazon: 1.37%
Exxon Mobil: 1.31%
Disney: -1.57%
CVS Health: -3.88%

Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5%

Texas

I can’t wait to sit outside at night on the back patio to enjoy the evening…*

*370 mosquitoes loved your post.

Since the war is “over”

Can we start talking about the Epstein files “again”?

As my Lord and Savior once said.

"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

I am living in the multiverse…

Henri Dunant

The Founder of the Red Cross…

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Trump
Iran

Who is blocking the Straight of Hormuz..

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Look, folks, I’m standing here—right here—in front of the refrigerator. A tremendous refrigerator, by the way. People are saying Sir, it’s one of the best placements of a refrigerator they’ve ever seen. And I’m blocking it. Completely blocked. Nobody gets through. Not happening.

They have compared Trump to Jesus… let’s see how Trump does by day three..

Every day
Is a great day for “it” to happen.

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Aka the Police Life of Zach and Cody only on Nickelodeon.

If you steal and hide all the chess pieces during a game of chess..♟️ you win!!

I bet that never happens..

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Meanwhile in Texas Republican Senate Race…

We are living in a time where..

We are in an illegal War that.

A. We have won.
B. Is still ongoing.
C. That we are and are not negotiating
D. That we Do and Don’t need help with.
E. All the above.

New GOP logo just dropped.

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Since when have we been fucking teleporting?

A week ago..Hegseth…

“We have totally destroyed their Navy.”

Today.. “we just sunk 16 Iranian navy ships. “

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Going out on a limb but…

Helping Russia sell their oil
Raising gas prices
Fighting in a war in Iran
Limiting voting rights

Does not seem like America First to me.

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Paxton
Cornyn

Who wants to lose to Talarico

Are we Great Again?

Preach it!